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An altogether more honest BSOD for windoze 8

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Wrap/windows_8/

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Kind of like the way the finger subtly points at the PC not being able to cope.
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Pista wrote:An altogether more honest BSOD for windoze 8

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Wrap/windows_8/

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Kind of like the way the finger subtly points at the PC not being able to cope.
:lol:
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Pista wrote:An altogether more honest BSOD for windoze 8

http://www.theregister.co.uk/Wrap/windows_8/

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Kind of like the way the finger subtly points at the PC not being able to cope.
:lol:
Fisher-Price My First Computer

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Pista wrote:Pot/ Kettle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15014133

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Sounds like these 3 were already hammered BEFORE they tried the beer "heist"

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2 ... ovina.html

& that centre mug shot is just plain hysterical.
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Pista wrote:Pot/ Kettle

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15014133

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It is not hypocrisy. Not at all. :lol:
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:eek: Irish coroner rules death "spontaneous combustion":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15032614
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markfiend wrote::eek: Irish coroner rules death "spontaneous combustion":
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-15032614
This is the ONE thing (apart from frogs, birds etc) that geniunely scares the bejezuz out of me. So much so I shan't be clicking the link. :urff: :urff:
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James Blast wrote:I can light my farts
Maybe that's how it starts...
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Mutant Cane toads.
Difficult to catch these days...

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/0 ... tnews.html
Bigger, stronger, faster and now with an extra leg, the toads are hopping swiftly down the evolutionary path.
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Pista wrote:Mutant Cane toads.
Difficult to catch these days...

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2011/0 ... tnews.html
Bigger, stronger, faster and now with an extra leg, the toads are hopping swiftly down the evolutionary path.
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Read three posts above (for frogs read toads - there's no bloody difference in my book) *shudder*
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Debaser wrote:
Read three posts above (for frogs read toads - there's no bloody difference in my book) *shudder*
:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7X_xmhPbW4

(Don't worry, you won't see any frog photos in there :wink: )
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Read three posts above (for frogs read toads - there's no bloody difference in my book) *shudder*
:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7X_xmhPbW4

(Don't worry, you won't see any frog photos in there :wink: )
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Debaser wrote:
Salome wrote:
Debaser wrote:
Read three posts above (for frogs read toads - there's no bloody difference in my book) *shudder*
:lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7X_xmhPbW4

(Don't worry, you won't see any frog photos in there :wink: )
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Oh, but there really weren't any frog photos there... :roll:
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Salome wrote:
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Salome wrote: :lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7X_xmhPbW4

(Don't worry, you won't see any frog photos in there :wink: )
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Oh, but there really weren't any frog photos there... :roll:
Oh, I've seen the whole episode when it was originally broadcast, and there most certainly are. Obviously the snippet you put up, didn't - I never clicked it you see - I just assumed.


You just can't be too careful when it comes to F's & T's....sneaker litttle fukkers
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Debaser wrote:
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Debaser wrote: LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!!!!!! :?
Oh, but there really weren't any frog photos there... :roll:
Oh, I've seen the whole episode when it was originally broadcast, and there most certainly are. Obviously the snippet you put up, didn't - I never clicked it you see - I just assumed.


You just can't be too careful when it comes to F's & T's....sneaker litttle fukkers
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, in the rest of the episode they definitely showed them, but this was just a quickie with the postman at the door :wink:
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Seems this guy was "a bit miffed" about a few things

F is for fired, boetie

http://www.timeslive.co.za/entertainmen ... red-boetie
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Oopsie daisy

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That really needs to be the slogan for something! :lol:
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Lightweights

World's hottest chilli contest leaves two in hospital


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink ... pital.html
One participant, Curie Kim was so ill after sampling the "Kismot Killer" that she had to be taken by ambulance to the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary twice in a matter of hours.
Did I really see the word "twice" in that sentence??
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