Paul McCartney joke 18/12/03

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It seems that Sir Paul is buying Heather the latest hi-tech prosthetic leg this Christmas.

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But it's not her main present...

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It's just a stocking filler.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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oh god. :urff:
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Sorry!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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VERY bad.
Loki was never worshiped as the other Gods,
Which is quite understandable.
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Ouch. :urff:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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gets a big laugh round these (body) parts.... :D :D
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I have your coat here Mark
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Red Sunsets wrote: I have your coat here Mark
Is it one of those nice ones with sleeves that buckle behind the back?
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markfiend wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote: I have your coat here Mark
Is it one of those nice ones with sleeves that buckle behind the back?
the very chappy Mark! and thanks for the nod in the right direction re. animated GIFs :notworthy:
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Red Sunsets wrote:
markfiend wrote:
Red Sunsets wrote: I have your coat here Mark
Is it one of those nice ones with sleeves that buckle behind the back?
the very chappy Mark! and thanks for the nod in the right direction re. animated GIFs :notworthy:
No problem ;D That one you've got there is pretty awesome!
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No problem ;D That one you've got there is pretty awesome!
Mainly down to Adobe, with a bit of creative fannying about from me :D
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Red Sunsets wrote:creative fannying
A technical term that I am fully conversasnt with
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:notworthy::notworthy::notworthy: Debs :D
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Twiddling and fannying...a dangerous combination - but oft gives an excellent result.
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