09/12/2012 - geek dreams

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I had a crazy dream last night that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

I was like, 0mg!












sorry ;D
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Started early on the xmas crackers this year?

:lol:
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Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?

To get to the same side.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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How many IBM CPUs does it take to execute a process?

Four. Three to hold it down and one to rip its head off.
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"Flash git"



"No, it's Javascript"


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If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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