Barman says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
20/03/2013 A penguin....
A penguin walks into a bar & asks the barman, "Has my brother been in?"
Barman says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
Barman says, "I don't know. What does he look like?"
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
I love the Theme of today, here is a couple of penguin jokes :
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling off an iceberg.
and something about cats...
Q: Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain?
A: Because they´re afraid of Wales.
Q: Who is a Penguin´s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.
Q. What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A. A penguin rolling off an iceberg.
and something about cats...
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
That cat looks like my Millhouse
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Apologies if this relates to iesus' earlier joke, which apparently I'm not allowed to see.
It looks like you've blown a seal.
No I haven't! I've been eating icecream!
It looks like you've blown a seal.
No I haven't! I've been eating icecream!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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In a similar vein but no penquins...
A lady takes her skirt to the rather deaf dry-cleaners.
Lady: Can you this stain out?
Rather deaf dry-cleaner: Come again?
Lady: No I think it's mayonnaise this time
A lady takes her skirt to the rather deaf dry-cleaners.
Lady: Can you this stain out?
Rather deaf dry-cleaner: Come again?
Lady: No I think it's mayonnaise this time
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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You guys are guid, I'm coming back here. 
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele
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ARSE!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
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James Blast
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bless you
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
~ Peter Steele
~ Peter Steele