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zippy
Road Kill
Posts: 48 Joined: 07 Mar 2006, 14:58Location: Hereford
28 Jun 2013, 00:45
Why did the ant hide behind a bush when he saw an elephant coming down the path?
Am a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside a enigma
Being645
Wiki Wizard
Posts: 15274 Joined: 09 Apr 2009, 12:54Location: reconstruction status: whatever the f**k
28 Jun 2013, 11:34
zippy wrote: Why did the ant hide behind a bush when he saw an elephant coming down the path?
... a risky undertaking, though ...
mh
Above the Chemist
Posts: 8124 Joined: 23 Jun 2003, 14:41Location: A city built on rock 'n' roll
28 Jun 2013, 13:56
What did Von say when Ben Gunn wanted to rent out his house for 2p per month?
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Pista
Cureboi
Posts: 17629 Joined: 25 Jun 2006, 15:03Location: Lost In A Forest
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29 Jun 2013, 02:12
mh wrote: What did Von say when Ben Gunn wanted to rent out his house for 2p per month?
Ouch.
XidiouX
Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
Posts: 301 Joined: 09 Oct 2011, 02:51
09 Oct 2013, 13:40
Spotted above a urinal.
