April 21 - Happy Easter

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EvilBastard
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Sources report that Mick Hucknall from popular beat combo Simply Red was arrested over the weekend and charged with bestiality, after having been seen having sex with a rabbit.

Hucknall was caught Holding Back the Ears, and claimed when questioned that "Bunny was Too Tight to Mention."
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
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Silver_Owl
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We forgive as we forget
As the day is long.
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I thought it was funny
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
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