03/07/2014 Unicorn horns...for cats

[Pista]

With the sort of reviews you'd expect.

Including, the immortal.

Three weeks after receiving this product, my cat was killed and eaten by a dog wearing an inflatable Voldemort costume. I want my money back.

[iesus]

Pain in the ***.

Let me just say that it was very dark and the cat was hiding in the toilet. I think he did it on purpose.
Published 13 days ago by Circusmonkey


reviews are all the credit in this

[Pista]

Spectacular aren't they?

What also made me chuckle was the

Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought

list.

Look at the black version

I thought this would be a cute addition to my little kitty "Misterio Oscuro". The first thing I noticed I about him once he had donned the appendage, was that his large sparkly eyes seemed to change into a constant half squint. He was no longer interested in play things like strings, laser pointers, or cat nip, instead he preferred to sit high atop furniture in an almost vulture like pose. His once bright eyes now a constant direct unblinking gaze straight into my soul. So cute!
Three days later he disappeared, five days later I found mouse carcasses laid out on the kitchen floor in a crude pentagram, and thought, "Well at lest he still loves me enough to bring me kitty presents."
Eight days later I was awoke in the middle of the night by an high pitched evil screech that was part hiss, part cackle, but sooo adorable.
Since then I've had a few night's of quiet undisturbed sleep since all the dogs in the neighborhood seemed to have mysteriously gone missing (YAY peace! they had been barking like crazy the past few nights).
I rarely see MO, but I always feel like he's watching, tomorrow he goes to the vet for a check uplnsdcn, ;ionv khelpkferrrrrrrrrrrv... as A normall pEOple I insist that u PurrChase 4 you catz und many mor Forr naybors cats und prePurre for glOryus daze of feline rul... PLAY! yes, kittie PLAy all day wit u, Happy happy good Timez fur all.

Singed: A nizE humaN PeOple juzt Like U.

[Nikolas Vitus Lagartija]

Thanks for posting ! Reviews 2-6 all made me laugh out loud. If only more Amazon reviews were like this.

[Being645]

... oh my ... ... my condolences to the person to attempt applying such a unicorn horn at our cat ... ... see you in hospital ... ...