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rien wrote:If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
It's already too late...
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EvilBastard wrote:
rien wrote:If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
It's already too late...
Hehehehe.

please don't give your cat(s) (regular) milk. Most cats are lactose intolerant.
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rien wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
rien wrote:If cats every evolve thumbs, we are so, so screwed.
It's already too late...
Hehehehe.

please don't give your cat(s) (regular) milk. Most cats are lactose intolerant.
I think that's the idea. Humans don't want to give the cat milk, but since the cats have evolved opposable thumbs they're going to take the milk for themselves.

And judging by his expression, this one has moved on from wanting milk and is plotting how to get his paws on automatic weaponry:

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rien wrote:(I was going to add the bit about komodo dragon bites, but then I googled it and it turns out it's not true.)
Now, a komodo dragon with opposable thumbs - that would be [s]my ex mother-in-law[/s] scary.
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EvilBastard wrote: I think that's the idea. Humans don't want to give the cat milk, but since the cats have evolved opposable thumbs they're going to take the milk for themselves.
Well, if they want to get diarrhoea so badly, I say let them.
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