One of my faves
A guy phones the local hospital and yells: �You have got to send help! My wife’s in labour!�
The nurse says: “Calm down. Is this her first child?� And the man replies: “No! This is her husband!�
01/07/2015 International Joke Day
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One of my faves
One of my faves
I was expecting a Labour/Tory punchline there!Pista wrote:Here's a selection
One of my favesA guy phones the local hospital and yells: �You have got to send help! My wife’s in labour!�
The nurse says: “Calm down. Is this her first child?� And the man replies: “No! This is her husband!�
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�