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Take one face & one palm. Accelerate toward one another at speed.
What in ever loving feck were these people thinking?

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Pista wrote:Take one face & one palm. Accelerate toward one another at speed.
What in ever loving feck were these people thinking?

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NASA



There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs :innocent:
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Pat wrote: NASA



There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs :innocent:
http://www.xkcd.com/1555/
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markfiend wrote:
Pat wrote: NASA



There are now more earth like planets than there are Scottish Tory, Labour or Lib Dem MPs :innocent:
http://www.xkcd.com/1555/
i think the best proposal is the e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS; --
or alternatively
e'); DROP USER NASA CASCADE; --
or
e'); DROP USER NASA_ADMIN CASCADE; --
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e'); DROP TABLE PLANETS is from an earlier xkcd:
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"And the gold medal for the 100 Metres Men's Human Faeces Free-Style goes to..."

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EvilBastard wrote:"And the gold medal for the 100 Metres Men's Human Faeces Free-Style goes to..."

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Nothing a bit of Domestos won't fi....WTF? :eek:
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Pista wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:"And the gold medal for the 100 Metres Men's Human Faeces Free-Style goes to..."

:urff:
Nothing a bit of Domestos won't fi....WTF? :eek:
I feel a Duran Duran song coming on...

"Her name is Rio and she throws up on the sand,
just like that sewage flowing through the dusty land;
and when she hurls she really shows you all her scran*,
oh Rio, Rio, dance (because you sure as shit don't want to sail, swim, or breathe anywhere near it)."

*scran: north-eastern English dialect word for "food"
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:lol: :notworthy:
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Anyone we know?? :lol:

Although I heard that they were going to McDonald's after being kicked out of the pub for being rowdy. Now they're baa'd.
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This is what happens when you hit the rush hour traffic.
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Grilled Aborigine anyone?
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Coleford, we have a problem

Could there ever be a more English headline? "Man in shed talks to astronauts"?
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Hold your dang diddly horses!
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Woman stopped by security at Beijing airport drinks the bottle of liquid rather than have it confiscated

Difficulty: Whole bottle of cognac.



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Pista wrote:Woman stopped by security at Beijing airport drinks the bottle of liquid rather than have it confiscated

Difficulty: Whole bottle of cognac.



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an obvious omission:
http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lis ... -1980s/10/
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:an obvious omission:
http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lis ... -1980s/10/
Absolutely ... what a crazy selection ...
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Being645 wrote:
EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:an obvious omission:
http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lis ... -1980s/10/
Absolutely ... what a crazy selection ...
Can't be the best of the 80s without it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mU-YSk32I
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three boobs is too good to be true :( :(

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