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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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'You people'!?? = suggest the test is taken
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EvilBastard wrote:
zaltys7 wrote:Jesus fuckin Christ, not only do you people revel in your lack of empathy but you also compare notes and talk about the things that you like to kill on a daily basis :von: would be proud.
's far as I can tell, the only thing that :von: has ever expressed an interest in killing is record company personnel (assuming that he didn't actually want to kill the members of The New Creatures or Sunshine Blind), but I'm pretty sure he's not actually alongside random acts of murder. He leaves that to the cats.
Being an Evil Dark Lord, surely it goes without saying that he crushes lesser mortals beneath his heel on a daily basis. True, he won't kill them all, because some have to really suffer.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
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stufarq wrote:
EvilBastard wrote:
zaltys7 wrote:Jesus fuckin Christ, not only do you people revel in your lack of empathy but you also compare notes and talk about the things that you like to kill on a daily basis :von: would be proud.
's far as I can tell, the only thing that :von: has ever expressed an interest in killing is record company personnel (assuming that he didn't actually want to kill the members of The New Creatures or Sunshine Blind), but I'm pretty sure he's not actually alongside random acts of murder. He leaves that to the cats.
Being an Evil Dark Lord, surely it goes without saying that he crushes lesser mortals beneath his heel on a daily basis. True, he won't kill them all, because some have to really suffer.
The Clive Barker school of thought :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
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Pista wrote:I once had an all day breakfast in Leeds with Scotty who, at the time, was a pest control professional.
He battered about half a dozen wasps to a pulp with a wooden spoon that day in the pub garden.
A true pro.

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I was there that day. I only remember him squashing one, though I admit, it was skillfully done. :notworthy:
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paint it black wrote:'You people'!?? = suggest the test is taken
Yeah, I got 54. Sorry for the rant, like everyone else I tend to deal with absolute s**t bags on a day to day basis and a lack of empathy seems to be one of the traits of an absolute c**t. Sorry about that.
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zaltys7 wrote:
paint it black wrote:'You people'!?? = suggest the test is taken
Yeah, I got 54. Sorry for the rant, like everyone else I tend to deal with absolute s**t bags on a day to day basis and a lack of empathy seems to be one of the traits of an absolute c**t. Sorry about that.
you're forgiven. good to see you around again anyway Paul. 8)
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The empathy test I heard so much about!

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