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rien wrote:Flatmate has her boyfriend over (again) and I could hear them f**king (again) and now I just heard him p*ss in the bathroom, with the door open, standing up.
Edit: I just realised that *some* of the noises I've been hearing were the dishwasher, which I've switched on myself earlier.
Put it in your stand-up routine.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
rien wrote:Flatmate has her boyfriend over (again) and I could hear them f**king (again) and now I just heard him p*ss in the bathroom, with the door open, standing up.
Edit: I just realised that *some* of the noises I've been hearing were the dishwasher, which I've switched on myself earlier.
Put it in your stand-up routine.
^^^
This.
Real life situations can always be funny.
My brother, when at drama school, did his stand up module all about semi paralysing himself in the shower by coughing. He called it the cough of doom & it was spectacularly funny, although it was effing painful for him at the time.
rien wrote:Flatmate has her boyfriend over (again) and I could hear them f**king (again) and now I just heard him p*ss in the bathroom, with the door open, standing up.
Edit: I just realised that *some* of the noises I've been hearing were the dishwasher, which I've switched on myself earlier.
Put it in your stand-up routine.
^^^
This.
Real life situations can always be funny.
My brother, when at drama school, did his stand up module all about semi paralysing himself in the shower by coughing. He called it the cough of doom & it was spectacularly funny, although it was effing painful for him at the time.
Hehehe. Okay, I'll put it in the 30 page behemoth that is my raw material ^^
(although I'm not sure if I have the guts to joke about my flatmate when she might either a) be coming to a show or b) watch my videos... not that she's likely to, but still...)
“Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.�
If you take the p*ss out of the boyfriend then perhaps he won't have to go so often
Or, you could have a word with your two-dimensional friend and see if she will consider dating a boy with a colostomy bag or an extraordinarily large bladder.
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
Mrs pib has been off work for over a month, some form of nervous breakdown, so last night mini pib thought, I've had enough of medical issues, life etc and overdosed. Seriously ill in hospital with Mrs pib rocking backwards and forwards in a corner of a room.
paint it black wrote:Mrs pib has been off work for over a month, some form of nervous breakdown, so last night mini pib thought, I've had enough of medical issues, life etc and overdosed. Seriously ill in hospital with Mrs pib rocking backwards and forwards in a corner of a room.
Sleep is hard to come by.
Oh sh!t dude!
Turning up the vibatron to 11 & pointing it in your directions.
*hugs*
paint it black wrote:Mrs pib has been off work for over a month, some form of nervous breakdown, so last night mini pib thought, I've had enough of medical issues, life etc and overdosed. Seriously ill in hospital with Mrs pib rocking backwards and forwards in a corner of a room.
Sleep is hard to come by.
My sympathies, I have an idea of what your going to my eldest girl tried to kill her self last month and is getting out of hospital this wk. I have had PTSD since last summer, nightmares of younger daughter being dead in back of car, she was in the car when some wanker smashed into us sending us into the path of an articulated lorry.
The illiterate of the future will not be the man who cannot read the alphabet, but the one who cannot take a photograph. - Walter Benjamin
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Bartek wrote:
Hope that everything will be fine with mini pib and Mrs pib.
+1
Sending all good vibrations to Mrs and mini pib to overcome.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
paint it black wrote:Mrs pib has been off work for over a month, some form of nervous breakdown, so last night mini pib thought, I've had enough of medical issues, life etc and overdosed. Seriously ill in hospital with Mrs pib rocking backwards and forwards in a corner of a room.
Sleep is hard to come by.
Oh :(:(:(:( ... life is not fair, and so are human beings, especially at a certain age and/or when under pressure. I keep all my fingers crossed for little pib to overcome the effects of the overdose ... and the reasons for it ... she's such a sweet and tough and courageous girl. Always been ... ... so millions of hugs to her!!! And of course to mrs pib and to you as well ... ... I wish I could open a cloud and send wonderful days of peace and sunshine over your place for as long as it takes to heal everything. The full lot of good energies to you and your beloved ones!!!
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
It's awful. Just seven months old & seems the bullet has nicked the spine & caused some paralysis of the rear half of his body.
Vet is hoping it's not permanent, but it's not looking good for the little fella
paint it black wrote:Mrs pib has been off work for over a month, some form of nervous breakdown, so last night mini pib thought, I've had enough of medical issues, life etc and overdosed. Seriously ill in hospital with Mrs pib rocking backwards and forwards in a corner of a room.
Sleep is hard to come by.
really sorry Ez -i only just read this. i'm hoping that everyone is in a better state of mind now and sending love to you and yours.
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
... a bad day for every living creature ... and a full attack not only on the ICC but on the entire UN.
Never give up hope. Perhaps a shock as such can accelerate reforms ... *sigh ...
Put it in your stand-up routine.
:(:(:(:( ... life is not fair, and so are human beings, especially at a certain age and/or when under pressure. I keep all my fingers crossed for little pib to overcome the effects of the overdose ... and the reasons for it ... she's such a sweet and tough and courageous girl. Always been ... 
