None of those here:
http://teamrock.com/feature/2015-10-29/ ... hs-grow-up
Newsworthy continued: EEEEEEEENINp'ts!
- EmmaPeelWannaBe
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My life is one long week of stupid clothing benders.
- EvilBastard
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I demand to be put on the Gothic Valley WI's "Calendar Girl" mailing list!!!!
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
Let's not quibble about who wrote a poem about Erdogan having sex with a goat & let's focus instead on my wonderful, fully functioning Turkish-made washing machine
- eastmidswhizzkid
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christ, the man's a buffoon. like steve jone's says, "if you look like an arsehole and you talk like an arsehole then you're an arsehole."Pista wrote:Let's not quibble about who wrote a poem about Erdogan having sex with a goat & let's focus instead on my wonderful, fully functioning Turkish-made washing machine
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Aye. He really does justify this doesn't he?eastmidswhizzkid wrote:christ, the man's a buffoon. like steve jone's says, "if you look like an arsehole and you talk like an arsehole then you're an arsehole."Pista wrote:Let's not quibble about who wrote a poem about Erdogan having sex with a goat & let's focus instead on my wonderful, fully functioning Turkish-made washing machine
Indian police have taken the pigeon into custody
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Police in Dundee appeal to the public for information on why did the chicken cross the road?
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
- eastmidswhizzkid
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i know theyve still not worked out that 49 virgns divided by eternity doesn't go but outlawing pussy is surely promoting man-love, which is haram.iesus wrote:Not the Cats....
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- eastmidswhizzkid
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i have no sympathy for anyone that well-endowed who hasnt thanked his lucky stars and gone into porn.iesus wrote:VirginWife.vs."Anaconda"
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- EvilBastard
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Reminds me of my father's brother, William. Family legend has it that he was getting amorous with our neighbour who, upon seeing his immense appendage, confused it with a legless reptile and assaulted it with a garden implement, thereby reducing its length by almost 50%.eastmidswhizzkid wrote:i have no sympathy for anyone that well-endowed who hasnt thanked his lucky stars and gone into porn.iesus wrote:VirginWife.vs."Anaconda"
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
- eastmidswhizzkid
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a subtractor rather than an adder?
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
- million voices
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Rather than the neighbour maybe he would have been better off with a hoe.
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
- eastmidswhizzkid
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a hoe would have just left him feeling all fore-lawn........i'll get me coat.
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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
Seems the Galaxy Nope 7 has a use after all
- EvilBastard
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"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
Saw this in the evening standard & my first thought was, "What the hell is a wi-fi kettle?"EvilBastard wrote:Man waits 11 hours for a cup of tea.
- EvilBastard
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What's a wi-fi kettle? Easy: "Wife, I want a cup of tea - go put the kettle on."Pista wrote:Saw this in the evening standard & my first thought was, "What the hell is a wi-fi kettle?"EvilBastard wrote:Man waits 11 hours for a cup of tea.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
- EvilBastard
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Leonard Cohen: 'I am ready to die'
So by that logic, has to be ready to die before we get a new album?The big change is the proximity to death. I am a tidy kind of guy. I like to tie up the strings if I can. If I can’t, that’s OK. But my natural thrust is to finish things that I’ve begun.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
- markfiend
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XKCD predicted the future again - this from a couple of weeks ago:EvilBastard wrote:Man waits 11 hours for a cup of tea.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
—Bertrand Russell
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
It is indeed. & there was us seeing reports that the British currency was now next to useless.
Apparently the fiver was downgraded to a fourer