Gemini Trump!!

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Reading wiki. Donald Trump Birthday very near to mine!! Gemini. Be warned Gemini's are changeable!!

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elamanamou wrote:Reading wiki. Donald Trump Birthday very near to mine!! Gemini. Be warned Gemini's are changeable!!

:lol:

Crikey. This could be serious. I'm a Gemini and married to a Gemini.

Why did nobody ever warn me? :lol:
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2 Gemini's together!! :innocent: :innocent:
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Being Taurus, can I suggest it's a load of bull.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
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I'm Cancer, so can side step this argument? hopefully with a side order of being a git? As my better half is Aries we'll probably have an argument about it.

My only child is an Aquarius, at four years old his openness, wit and imagination far outstrips mine, I am glad he was born at this time of year

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Trump has no starsign.
There is no formation of stars along the ecliptic that's called "cunt"
…and the name is Lord Dampnut of the Dork side of the Farce.

Hope I was being helpful. ;D
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eotunun wrote:Trump has no starsign.
There is no formation of stars along the ecliptic that's called "cunt"
…and the name is Lord Dampnut of the Dork side of the Farce.

Hope I was being helpful. ;D
... :lol: ... anyway, the future will show what his name actually was ... but for the moment ... :lol: ...
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Swinnow wrote:Being Taurus, can I suggest it's a load of bull.
well i'm still a virgin...(it's been that fucking long it feels like it.)
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elamanamou wrote:2 Gemini's together!! :innocent: :innocent:
that's 4 then. kinky
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Swinnow wrote:Being Taurus, can I suggest it's a load of bull.
also being Taurus, where's the cake?
Goths have feelings too
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Ponte-Carlo is where the cake is.

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elamanamou wrote:2 Gemini's together!! :innocent: :innocent:
that's 4 then. kinky

and so 2 Trumps as well :eek:
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I thought we're taling about Mark Gemini Thwaite

"Being" "Gemini", can I suggest it's a load of bull. :wink:
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When people ask me what sign I was born under, I just say "Way Out".
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Didn't the whole astrology thing suddenly jump sideways with a new constellation? :?
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timsinister wrote:Didn't the whole astrology thing suddenly jump sideways with a new constellation? :?
No, because astrology doesn't have to care about inconvenient things like facts.
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markfiend wrote:
timsinister wrote:Didn't the whole astrology thing suddenly jump sideways with a new constellation? :?
No, because astrology doesn't have to care about inconvenient things like facts.
:lol: astronomy is anathema to astrologers.
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I like Taurus the bull. I wouldn't dare say no different!! Paint it black and whatisname the leader?? :oops: :von:
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markfiend wrote:
timsinister wrote:Didn't the whole astrology thing suddenly jump sideways with a new constellation? :?
No, because astrology doesn't have to care about inconvenient things like facts.
As politics would say: if facts don't match reality, change facts :wink:
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Even though the former was born of the latter, astronomy and astrology have been separate since at least the time of Tycho Brahe. Just because modern astronomers divide the constellations differently from how it has traditionally been done in astrology doesn't make astrology wrong per se. Just different definitions.

It's valid to say that today, Saturn is at 17h 38m 51s RA, -22° 3' 25" Dec, in the constellation of Ophiuchus, in an astronomic paradigm.
It's also valid to say that today, Saturn is 25° 6' into Sagittarius, in the astrological paradigm.

(And I actually looked those figures up - astronomy here and astrology here)

Having said that, I will carefully keep silent on the notion of deriving predictions or character analyses from the planetary positions at any particular time.
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DI from this forum yrs ago always used to talk about astrological signs! Not sure if she posts anymore? :?:
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elamanamou wrote:DI from this forum yrs ago always used to talk about astrological signs! Not sure if she posts anymore? :?:
she hasn't posted here for years. she's ok though as far as i know. she was the last time i saw her.
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I dunno how many of you people believe in astrology... I am a sagitarius, the most philosophical of all the signs. But anyway, I don't believe in it. I think its a bunch of s**t myself. But I tell you this man, I tell you this, I don't know whats gonna happen man, but I wanna have my kicks before the whole s**t house goes up in flames.
I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me.
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