Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
Pista
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28 Mar 2017, 08:24
A very merry birthday to you guv'nor
You know the drill. Get pished. Destroy!
iesus
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28 Mar 2017, 08:50
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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28 Mar 2017, 09:18
Thankee kindly. I'm in bloody work so no pishedness or destruction until later
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
Being645
Wiki Wizard
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28 Mar 2017, 09:25
Anyway, all the best wishes from here, too ...
...
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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28 Mar 2017, 10:42
Thanks
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
hellboy69
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Swinnow
Overbomber
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28 Mar 2017, 11:46
Enjoy
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
UnnaturalDisaster
Road Kill
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28 Mar 2017, 13:21
markfiend wrote: Thankee kindly. I'm in bloody work so no pishedness or destruction until later
It should be illegal to be made to work on one's birthday!
"This is Jenny. She's the family sadist."
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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28 Mar 2017, 14:02
You're all too kind
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
SmileySister
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Above the Chemist
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28 Mar 2017, 21:27
Happy birthday!
If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
million voices
Slight Overbomber
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28 Mar 2017, 22:46
May the Unicorn Of Happiness sprinkle Sparkles Of Joy on you
Happy Birthday
Well you must know something
'Cos we're dying of admiration here
Mastering obscure alternatives
Swinnow
Overbomber
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28 Mar 2017, 22:52
Not sure about Kirkstall, but the last Unicorn that wandered up the hill to Pudsey from it's natural grazing ground by the canal ended up like this...
...I dread to think where it's horn ended up.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
markfiend
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29 Mar 2017, 09:02
Thanks again everyone.
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
markfiend
goriller of form 3b
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29 Mar 2017, 11:57
timsinister wrote: Hope it was top, boss!
There's always one isn't there?
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
culprit
Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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29 Mar 2017, 15:15
Happy Yester-birthday!
...mmmmmmmmmMMMMMM!....
markfiend
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29 Mar 2017, 16:55
Thanks!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
timsinister
The Oncoming Storm
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Purple Light
Slight Overbomber
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30 Mar 2017, 14:29
And a belated happy birthday from me too mate!
“I got lost in the mirror, wondering what could have been, I couldn’t help but kill her, but I couldn’t kill the dream.”