Happy Fiend Day

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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markfiend
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Thanks to all the late folks too ;D

Sorry Tim :kiss:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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eastmidswhizzkid
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cant improve on the [s]wishful thinking[/s] [s]utter lie[/s] *ahem* plausibly good reason i used on fuckface for my tardiness -namely i had to jump out of a cake for Lady Gaga who shares your birthday -but i can tell you:

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Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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markfiend
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Thanks but I want my Cake with Lady Gaga :lol:
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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eastmidswhizzkid
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wanting your cake and eating it -we are told as sproglings- is greedy and equivalent to wanting the moon-on-a-stick....but if you have your cake and can't eat it, what's the f**king point?

i haven't been speaking to Gaga for a while (since her world tour tickets -staring at £100 a pop- sold out in 3 days thus thwarting my hopes of maybe inhaling air-borne particles of her sweat) but normal service has been resumed so i'll see what i can do. fanny-batternburg anyone? i hear she has her cake and eats it all the time. :twisted:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

:bat:
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OMG, I can't believe I missed it! I suck!!! Happy belated, Dear Marky Mark!!! :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :kiss:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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markfiend
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Thank you!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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