Speculation on the names of Von's cats

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Marx and Engels ?
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Taz and Good Guy, based on the tags attached to the photos on the Official Site.

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Although Fatso and Nutso probably wouldn't be wide of the mark either. Based on Information Received, Miss Detroit took them both with her when she hailed a mary.
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Microcosmia wrote:Marx and Engels ?
Used to have a pair of gerbils called Marx and Engels. In my defence, I was fifteen at the time... I'm sure that counts as some sort of an excuse. :|
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I read in a previous interview that his cats go to a cat hotel when on tour. Bless he must miss them! :)
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Judging by the photo: Herman (left) and Adolf.
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elamanamou wrote:I read in a previous interview that his cats go to a cat hotel when on tour. Bless he must miss them! :)
Those places are crazy. Have a look at this one - http://www.theingsluxurycathotel.co.uk/
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Amazing. Next time the sisters are in Leeds I'll book myself in to this luxury! :lol:
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How the bloody hell do you know about this, Purp? I thought you ATE cats?
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Nah, he just doesn't like 'em
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Those are, indeed, the jokes... folks!
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timsinister wrote:How the bloody hell do you know about this, Purp? I thought you ATE cats?
My Dad's humungous one (cat that is). If I could post a pic I would. On that note, how the hell do you put a pic on here!?
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Purple Light wrote:
timsinister wrote:How the bloody hell do you know about this, Purp? I thought you ATE cats?
My Dad's humungous one (cat that is). If I could post a pic I would. On that note, how the hell do you put a pic on here!?
I've often wondered too
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Methods explained here...

https://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=24987
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I expect there are many moggies in the von household.I guess all strays? and I bet he's a softie and treats them like babies? Not like his fans!!! lol
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I was always told he rescued the cats from the clutches of that old curry house off Burley Rd by the Haddon Hall pub. :innocent:
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Swinnow wrote:I was always told he rescued the cats from the clutches of that old curry house off Burley Rd by the Haddon Hall pub. :innocent:
Great Scouse sense of humour. His Lordship would find amusing! :von:
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Swinnow wrote:I was always told he rescued the cats from the clutches of that old curry house off Burley Rd by the Haddon Hall pub. :innocent:
One of Chris Catalyst's favourite curry houses I believe :lol:
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Mr Fiend, get CC told, Sheesh Mahal on Kirkstall Rd, every time.
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