May it rain Bourbon's down on you & you can dunk like a MF.
Now....Get cake. Destroy!
Happy birthday EvilBastard
Have a super day Mr Bastard.
May it rain Bourbon's down on you & you can dunk like a MF.
Now....Get cake. Destroy!
May it rain Bourbon's down on you & you can dunk like a MF.
Now....Get cake. Destroy!
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Microcosmia
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Many happy returns. May your pot of Earl Grey runneth over and may your digestives always have the chocolate on the top.
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EmmaPeelWannaBe
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Enjoy your day -- perhaps with Earl Grey cake (and all that could lead to)
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eastmidswhizzkid
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happy birthday mate! have a wicked day! 
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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SmileySister
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Hope you're having a happy birthday 
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LyanvisAberrant
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Have a very belated awesome day Mr bastard.
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
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EvilBastard
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Thank you, lovely people!
You'll be delighted to know that I spent the day productively and in the service of my fellow man, assessing the various biscuits that people to whom I'm related sent me in an effort to forestall my return to Albion's gleaming shores.
I can report that Balhsen's Choco Leibniz Dark are sub-par dunkers. While the chocolate topping is superior to McVitie's when exposed to hot tea, the biscuit portion absorbs liquid at quite a terrifying rate, and would suffer from terminal structural failure within 0.68 seconds were it not to be held on by the chocolate layer. I ascribe this to the fact that they are butter biscuits.
So I think we are approaching the ideal dunkable biscuit which should be of a non-butter variety with a layer (rather than a coating) of chocolate thereupon. I am reliably informed that the new album is On Hold while
perfects the recipe for The Heartland Biscuit in the top secret GBBO (Goth? Bollocks! Bugger Off!) Kitchen.
You'll be delighted to know that I spent the day productively and in the service of my fellow man, assessing the various biscuits that people to whom I'm related sent me in an effort to forestall my return to Albion's gleaming shores.
I can report that Balhsen's Choco Leibniz Dark are sub-par dunkers. While the chocolate topping is superior to McVitie's when exposed to hot tea, the biscuit portion absorbs liquid at quite a terrifying rate, and would suffer from terminal structural failure within 0.68 seconds were it not to be held on by the chocolate layer. I ascribe this to the fact that they are butter biscuits.
So I think we are approaching the ideal dunkable biscuit which should be of a non-butter variety with a layer (rather than a coating) of chocolate thereupon. I am reliably informed that the new album is On Hold while
perfects the recipe for The Heartland Biscuit in the top secret GBBO (Goth? Bollocks! Bugger Off!) Kitchen."I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody
