The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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Charlie wrote:And to celebrate biscuit history, here's Jane Asher in a chocolate dress
Nummy! In the in Telegraph & Argus (aka T&A) to boot!

Bizarrely, when I opened that page, there was a thing in the bottom right that says "About Cookies". But the text below it had absolutely nothing to do with the content on the page.
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Happy National Biscuit Day to all you smart cookies on Heartland :D :D You know what you need to do :wink:
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Microcosmia wrote:Happy National Biscuit Day to all you smart cookies on Heartland :D :D You know what you need to do :wink:
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EvilBastard wrote:
Charlie wrote:This thread is now officially in danger of becoming The Great Heartland Erotic Biscuit thread :D :twisted: :D
And I think we've hit on the name for the tour/album...
eroticism + :von: + biscuits - what's not to like! :D
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Microcosmia wrote:Happy National Biscuit Day to all you smart cookies on Heartland :D :D You know what you need to do :wink:
Listen to that rock'n'roll combo co-founded by Gary "Baldy" Marx? Oh yes!

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In honor of the holiday, I'm about to take my first batch of earl grey biscuits out of the oven. Soon said biscuits will be dunked in a cup of ... you guessed it.

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Many moons ago i was rather partial to the odd Viscount orange flavoured biscuit.
Went to track some down this morning for nostalgia sake, couldn't find any and have now discovered the orange ones are no longer manufactured! :eek:
RIP Viscount orange :(
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Charlie wrote:Many moons ago i was rather partial to the odd Viscount orange flavoured biscuit.
Went to track some down this morning for nostalgia sake, couldn't find any and have now discovered the orange ones are no longer manufactured! :eek:
RIP Viscount orange :(
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I only ever liked the mint ones. But I had an issue with those biccies. The chocolate melted faster than the time it took The Flash to do the shopping & it would end up caking your hand.
One 'workaround" was to peel the foil off in bits so as to keep chocolate-free mits. But it still melted & there would always be that rogue sliver of foil that would make a b-line for your fillings as you munched away. :?
emilystrange wrote:trump is gathering 'orange' to himself
Yep. That lift of his isn't gold. It's actually covered in orange Viscount wrappers
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:Many moons ago i was rather partial to the odd Viscount orange flavoured biscuit.
Went to track some down this morning for nostalgia sake, couldn't find any and have now discovered the orange ones are no longer manufactured! :eek:
RIP Viscount orange :(
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I only ever liked the mint ones. But I had an issue with those biccies. The chocolate melted faster than the time it took The Flash to do the shopping & it would end up caking your hand.
One 'workaround" was to peel the foil off in bits so as to keep chocolate-free mits. But it still melted & there would always be that rogue sliver of foil that would make a b-line for your fillings as you munched away. :?
emilystrange wrote:trump is gathering 'orange' to himself
Yep. That lift of his isn't gold. It's actually covered in orange Viscount wrappers
Yeah, they did have to be speed eaten to avoid excessive meltage or sometimes we used to put them in the fridge first - hardcore! :twisted:

Anyway good job they don't make them any more - they have now been well and truly Trump stained! :lol:
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Pista wrote:Yep. That lift of his isn't gold. It's actually covered in orange Viscount wrappers
No wonder Farage likes it so much - it's the closest that tw@'s going to get to a peerage!
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This morning I took delivery of a pack of these
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They've got space dust in them!
GET. IN! ;D
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Pista wrote:This morning I took delivery of a pack of these
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They've got space dust in them!
GET. IN! ;D
I would say NO to dunking with these - otherwise you'll set them off popping before you get em in your mouth :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Charlie wrote: I would say NO to dunking with these - otherwise you'll set them off popping before you get em in your mouth :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. The trick is to lick the cream. They are brilliant!
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote: I would say NO to dunking with these - otherwise you'll set them off popping before you get em in your mouth :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. The trick is to lick the cream. They are brilliant!
Steady! This is slipping back into erotic biscuit thread again :twisted: :lol:
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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote: I would say NO to dunking with these - otherwise you'll set them off popping before you get em in your mouth :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah. The trick is to lick the cream. They are brilliant!
Steady! This is slipping back into erotic biscuit thread again :twisted: :lol:
Can't beat a good Oreogasm :innocent:
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Pista wrote:
Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote: Yeah. The trick is to lick the cream. They are brilliant!
Steady! This is slipping back into erotic biscuit thread again :twisted: :lol:
Can't beat a good Oreogasm :innocent:


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now there's a biscuit thread on the Teachers' forum. how did it take so long?
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emilystrange wrote:now there's a biscuit thread on the Teachers' forum. how did it take so long?
With no wish to be pedantic, I do think that someone needs to draw the line at dunking biccies in whisky. It's a terrible thing to do to either of them.

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Got some of these to try - not too bad at all!
Quite good texture and taste. Nice chocolate coverage on the TOP!
Can be dunked if so desired as long as it's a quick in - out. :lol:

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Got two bags of these this weekend:

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Certainly not for dunking, but no time for dunking because THEY'RE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN CRACK COCAINE. All gone. :-(
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Made a round of these last weekend
only difference, i used vanilla in powder and some cocoa powder too with a small pinch of cinnamon ;D
it was fairly easy and delicious 8)
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Biscuit flavoured ice cream? It's more likely than you think.

This has prompted me to jab biccies into my regular chocolate chip ice cream :)
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