The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™

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Pista wrote:Biscuit flavoured ice cream? It's more likely than you think.

This has prompted me to jab biccies into my regular chocolate chip ice cream :)
Oh yes, biscuits and ice cream can definitely get it on! :kiss:

I went through a phase of putting crushed biscuits into ice cream in my teens - may have to re-enact that one! :D
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I've never done it before & I have no idea why :oops:
Have to make up for years of misspent biscuitless ice cream helpings.
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Pista wrote:I've never done it before & I have no idea why :oops:
Have to make up for years of misspent biscuitless ice cream helpings.
:lol:

Think i only started doing it because we couldn't afford the 'posh' ice cream!
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What Does Your Favourite Biscuit Says About You

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Charlie wrote: Oh yes, biscuits and ice cream can definitely get it on! :kiss:

I went through a phase of putting crushed biscuits into ice cream in my teens - may have to re-enact that one! :D
So. Chocolate brownie ice cream with peanut butter Oreos jabbed into it
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Pista wrote: So. Chocolate brownie ice cream with peanut butter Oreos jabbed into it
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It's a big 'Yes' from me! :notworthy:

That bowl though - is it the worlds smallest pyrex dish?! :D
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Charlie wrote: It's a big 'Yes' from me! :notworthy:

That bowl though - is it the worlds smallest pyrex dish?! :D
Haha. I have smaller. But the bowls I use usually are in the dishwasher & the next biggest was just being greedy. :oops:
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Pista wrote:
Haha. I have smaller. But the bowls I use usually are in the dishwasher & the next biggest was just being greedy. :oops:
Wait... There are even smaller bowls than this...! :eek:

Wow! :lol:
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Charlie wrote:
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Haha. I have smaller. But the bowls I use usually are in the dishwasher & the next biggest was just being greedy. :oops:
Wait... There are even smaller bowls than this...! :eek:

Wow! :lol:
Haha. I use those for poached eggs
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Oh, now it's fucking ON! :evil:

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Oreos are fcuking disgusting.

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markfiend wrote:Oreos are fcuking disgusting.

There. I've said it.
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Pista wrote:Image
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markfiend wrote:Oreos are fcuking disgusting.

There. I've said it.
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If we're talking Tunnock's, I prefer a teacake to a wafer, but they are both, indeed, sublime.
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Bitter divide created by Tesco's new custard cream recipe.
#biscuitgate
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Pista wrote:Bitter divide created by Tesco's new custard cream recipe.
#biscuitgate
The worst one was when Burtons changed from the traditional Jammie Dodger to the new cardboardy crappy one!
I am still recovering from that :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Luckily, being an avoider of jam, I missed that controversy :D
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Pista wrote:Luckily, being an avoider of jam, I missed that controversy :D
So you are the original Jammie 'Dodger' then... :innocent:
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Charlie wrote:
Pista wrote:Luckily, being an avoider of jam, I missed that controversy :D
So you are the original Jammie 'Dodger' then... :innocent:
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it's one week until biscuit sales go through the roof.
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