How goth is your wine?

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This surely won't interest anyone here as none of you lot are goths right? Right? :innocent:

Goth wines are here for people who take Halloween way too seriously
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What would be the appropriate biscuit pairing?

(& do I get points for pretentious wine-speak?)
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They'd need to be good with cheese I guess.
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This cheese?
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EmmaPeelWannaBe wrote:This cheese?
:eek:
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I think that this cheese is much more goth than some simple black one. :wink:
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Bartek wrote:I think that this cheese is much more goth than some simple black one. :wink:
Some people clear the larvae from the cheese before consuming while others do not.

WTF :eek:

Enough with the 'I'm a celeb, get me outta here' cheeses, it's put me right off my mature cheddar i was saving for later :(
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