GW34 - Deadline 11.30 am Saturday 14th April

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For anyone wondering what happened in GW33, Steve has stuck postits up in the Shed ;D

GW34 - DOUBLE GAME WEEK FOR MOST TEAMS. PAY ATTENTION

Fixtures are:

Saturday 14 April
Southampton 12:30 Chelsea
Burnley 15:00 Leicester
Crystal Palace 15:00 Brighton
Huddersfield 15:00 Watford
Swansea 15:00 Everton
Liverpool 17:30 Bournemouth
Spurs 19:45 Man City

Sunday 15 April
Newcastle 13:30 Arsenal
Man Utd 16:00 West Brom

Monday 16 April
West Ham 20:00 Stoke

Tuesday 17 April
Brighton 19:45 Spurs

Wednesday 18 April
Bournemouth 19:45 Man Utd

Thursday 19 April
Burnley 19:45 Chelsea
Leicester 19:45 Southampton

City are not playing twice, so a clash with Spurs to claim the title is not what they want - especially after the week they've had. Even if they win, they won't know if they've won the title until United play the next day - this could be rather more nervewracking than it needed to be!
Don't forget that Kane, Salah and Aguero are all back, but only one plays twice.
It's going to be a rollercoaster week - blink and you'll miss it. There will be tension at both ends, and you know how tricky that can be. The only prediction I will make is that Chelski will slip up - apart from that it's a stew of surprises waiting to happen. Arsenal are just about to play in the Europa League so check for injuries if you have any of them there Gooners.
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Oh, and I've got a swapsie for the Panini sticker book
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emilystrange wrote:Oh, and I've got a swapsie for the Panini sticker book
:lol: :notworthy:
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AGUERO IS OUT UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
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Is Sparky out of his mind?
Charlie Austin came on as a sub last week & scored with his first touch.
This week he's on the bench again.
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We beat the scum! ;D
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Wow!
Wet Broom beat ManUre :eek:

Citeh are champions!
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Congrats Citeh. At least you play decent and attractive football. Fingers crossed for the Mighty Reds against Roma.
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Calloo! Callay!

It has been a day indeed. The Family team got promoted yesterday and won today too. We will gloss over the Norwich and Spurs efforts.
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Swinnow wrote:Congrats Citeh. At least you play decent and attractive football. Fingers crossed for the Mighty Reds against Roma.
amen to that bro. :notworthy: :von:
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Dammit Alonso!
He just got a 3 match ban.
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Barnes! :notworthy:
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whhat the f**k is the next GW about? no-one is playing! :eek: :?
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6 PL games and 2 FA Cup semis.
prob why we've just had a double GW
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& the last limited GW was probably the highest scoring week of the season
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Okey Dokey
That was a boring week, innit? 794674376 games, Saturday night footy at nearly 8 o'clock, and very little happening at all.
Citeh are Champions - like we didn't see that coming, it just took a week longer than it should have. It's quite possible that most of the country became WBA fans for a couple of hours on Sunday ;D but the Reds were never going to catch up. Well done to the other half on Manchester - the ones better at football.
At the bottom of the table there are still no definites, though it's really not looking good for Southampton, Stoke, Swansea and WBA. Palace are still in the mix too - if they stay up it'll be an absolute miracle and Steve won't be sober until Christmas. The Saints put up a good display against Chelsea but.. failed. In fact, all the teams are putting up a bloody good fight but someone's gotta go.
Notables this week - Giroud and Pogba, for great scoring and assisting. That man Salah again. And Wenger, for making an exit in the most dignified way possible and thereby going out with thanks instead of vituperation. Next!
Only a few games left, and only a few hours until the next GW. Brace!
Here are the tables, then - BB&S won the week with 842 points. The rest of us trailed behind but there's still hope for taking the top spot, honest!


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The Yellow Jersey stays with Mish Mosh :notworthy:

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The Bigly Shout this week is Dead Men Walking's witth a whopping 107 points. :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:

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In the H2H, the Crown is looking sparkly and regal on top of AFC Tigers :notworthy:

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And the table looks like:

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I'm awarding myself this for going up in ALL my leagues and breaing the top 10 in this one.
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Of to the Shed we go, then, where Steve has probably got the drinks in. No?
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I have indeed
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classy huh? :D
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Did you add blackcurrant?
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Swinnow wrote:Did you add blackcurrant?
& ruin perfection?
I didn't even use a glass.
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:lol:
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