GW14 - Deadline FRIDAY 30.11.18 19.00

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Cheers for last week's round up from the Shed - better put double heating on, Steve. It's nippy here, so what it's like there... at least we get a bit of insulation, being underground.

Friday Kickoff! Honestly. I think FPL have paid the PL to do this, just to mess with our minds. Let's have a look at the fixtures/sofa booking form/snack planner:


Friday 30 November
Cardiff 20:00 Wolves Oh just get on and win, Wolves, with Doherty getting all the points.

Saturday 01 December
Crystal Palace 15:00 Burnley Nil - nil draw written all over it, so I reckon there will be 8 goals and a few cards.
Huddersfield 15:00 Brighton Hudds are on a one game roll, fighting for their anti-relegation points. They won't get any.
Leicester 15:00 Watford Vardy to win the game again, despite Watford's best efforts. Leicester are playing with a heart of steel right now, fragile though it may be in parts.
Man City 15:00 Bournemouth A whipping for Bournemouth, though they will score a couple and make people pout a bit.
Newcastle 15:00 West Ham Toon to win for a change
Southampton 17:30 Man Utd Oh dear lord. Hide the water bottles.

Sunday 02 December - National Derby Day
Chelsea 12:00 Fulham Ranieri hoping to put banana skins under Chelski. If he does, no one will mind much.
Arsenal 14:05 Spurs What sort of time is 5 past 2 for a KO? I think this one will end up evens. Might even be a good game.
Liverpool 16:15 Everton The Up North Derby, and another tasty one. Worthy of the name, these days.

Most players have come out of European games in one piece, but check your lineups just in case. Most transferred in player this week is Sterling, out is Hazard.

Fare ye well this GW!
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emilystrange wrote: Southampton 17:30 Man Utd Oh dear lord. Hide the water bottles.
:lol:
He's not going to get punished for that
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But someone should pull him up for that dab.
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Does he know nothing?
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You know, as much as I dislike him, I think the media should pick on someone else for a change.
It's getting a bit tiresome & lazy of them.
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he should stop providing the ammo...
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Toffees will edge it at the Tin Mine, but it will be close.
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I didn't make any transfers this week, carrying over two to next week wooo
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i did, spent 4 points. better be worth it
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No Aguero!
Sané had better play a blinder then
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Ahead of the game at St Mary's the camera person actually (I assume under direction) zoomed in on these for about 20 seconds
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I swear I can see beads of sweat on the one at the front
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wonder how they're feeling now?
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Relieved I expect
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First blood to the gooners.
Aubrey Meringue with a penalty
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dammit!
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emilystrange wrote:dammit!
Was a belter of a game though.
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That Liverpool goal is the most bizarre goal I think I've ever seen
from the Beeb
Amazing!
I don't know how to begin to describe this! Jurgen Klopp is on the pitch! Alisson lumps a free-kick long into the box, it's headed up and Virgil van Dijk goes for a volley from about 20 yards out.
It's a horrible swinger and the ball loops a mile up in the air. It comes down with snow on it, Jordan PIckford misjudges it totally, it lands on the top of the crossbar, hits the bar again, and Divock Origi this time does score, heading into an open goal!
What an ugly goal. What a clanger from the England keeper...
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The Liverpool goal was just totally Everton. Happily home for the weekend and 80% of the pub pished itself laughiing :lol:
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Not expecting GW15 to be sprung quite so soon and GW14 be summed up already by Steve, this is a little late. The points for 15 are already done and being checked!
Ok... Just popping in the tables and results. A nightmare week for IGM, but only two points in it for BB&S and EIB. BB&S are still in the lead.

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The Yellow Jersey and H2H Crown are both occupied by Brain Munich, so IGM are winning something at least!

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The Big Shout Out belongs to Metamorphosis with a whopping 84 points

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The H2H table: much the same as the League!

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Let's move on to GW16 in a bit.
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