GW36 - Deadline Friday 26th April 19.00

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EARLY KO ALERT! FRIDAY!!

Panic motion - we're on the last sprint of the season and it's all still in the air. So, the scramble for points will happen here this weekend:

Friday 26 April

Liverpool 20:00 Huddersfield If Liverpool don't win this, the world is not right.

Saturday 27 April

Spurs 12:30 West Ham A hard one, but Spurs at home again. Top 4 looking good, but Tuesday's CL game on minds.
Crystal Palace 15:00 Everton I might go out on a limb and say Palace will win!
Fulham 15:00 Cardiff My goodness. Fulham have found some form but Cardiff desperately need a win.
Southampton 15:00 Bournemouth Another quick goal??
Watford 15:00 Wolves Wolves fresh from a great win, Watford... hard to call
Brighton 17:30 Newcastle Brighton down? A surprise?

Sunday 28 April

Leicester 12:00 Arsenal Leicester should edge this. Arsenal falling apart and really should do better.
Burnley 14:05 Man City Come on Burnley! :D
Man Utd 16:30 Chelsea I think perhaps the very Untidy could win this. Both sets of players looking at uncertain futures.

If you have Wildcards, Triple Captains and Bench Boosts still to play, do it!

All eyes on the Championship. Norwich only need 1 point, they play at 7.30 pm on Saturday, by which time Sheff Utd will have played. Another stressfaul day at the chalkface!

Ok, onwards...
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Liverpool should be kicking themselves really. Dropping 12 points between January & April is going to bite them on the erse unless Burnley surprise everyone on Sunday
For this weekend, Go Cardiff & Newcastle. Let's see the oiks relegated this season please
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From the Beeb's Pogba debate today
Park The Bus‏: Pogba should stay. At home. On instagram.
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Fair point.
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Antonio's goal celebration was...err..unusual
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Norwich are up! Norwich are up!
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As if millions of Liverpool fans suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happned.
62 mins
GOAL - Burnley 0-1 Man City
Sergio Aguero
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Replay of Sunday afternoon thought processes.....

"60mins gone, so far so good"

3 minutes later....

"s**t, open the Merlot, what time is Game Of Thrones on telly?"

Later yet....

"That wine was boss, bring on Barca"

Now is that proof that red wine is good for you or the optimistic red whine of an aged Liverpudlian.

COME ON YOU MIGHTY REDS
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This was the GW that was:


Liverpool 5-0 Huddersfield Mané and Salah owners all sighed in relief as their boys hit their stride and demolished Hudds as expected. Robertson also in the mix, Keita got the other goal (not a bad choice for next season?) For a short while, Scousers on top of the league. Virgil Palyer of the Year? Not bad!
Spurs 0-1 West Ham Spurs lose for the first time at home to an Antonio goal, Lloris making 6 saves. Not one of our better games and chances not taken.
Crystal Palace 0-0 Everton The game that had Fiendy all tense.
Fulham 1-0 Cardiff Fulham might be relegated but they're causing problems all over the place! Babel again.
Southampton 3-3 Bournemouth Well, 6 goals not so bad, huh?
Watford 1-2 Wolves Jota, Jiminez and Neves rule although Gray spoilt the party a bit. And my clean sheet.
Brighton 1-1 Newcastle Now Perez scoring is reasonable, but Groß?? What happened there?
Leicester 3-0 Arsenal Jamie Vardy had another little party, 3 years after the title win. Not laughing.
Burnley 0-1 Man City Late, late, late Aguero. DAMMIT
Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea ....

So, it was all a bit up and down. City already look like they're going to win it, which feels a bit of a let down. I hope there's more drama... We're now onto the penultimate gameweek, starting tomorrow. Time to start thinking about what we're going to do all summer!

Ok, this week's tables before I forget.

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A big scoring week! BB&S win again, IGM second and EIB not far behind. The overalls stay the same.

Thr Yellow Jersey stays with Dead Men Walking who is miles ahead. Unless his team get Novovirus, he could win this :p

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The Big Shout out goes to Klopps and Robos with 110 - sterling work, young sir!
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Over in the H2H, The Clash Wednesday keeps the Crown

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And the table looks like

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All go for GWLastButOne!
Let's hope Europe doesn't leave a scar.

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emilystrange wrote:This was the GW that was:



Man Utd 1-1 Chelsea ....
:lol: :lol:
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emilystrange wrote:The game that had Fiendy all tense.
:lol: Oh yes
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blimey, i got two laughs this week!
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