I have come to the conclusion that i definitely attract weirdos! In work this morning (work is in a hospital!) i had a guy wander into my office asking me if i could exhume the body of his wife as he was desperate for a cuddle - took about 20 minutes before i could get a word in edgeways and when i did, he asked me if i was gay cos i was wearing doc martens with a skirt! He was definitely two sarnies short of a picnic. The scarey thing is, i ended up having a full scale conversation with him, which i actually enjoyed.
Worst one to date, was in a pub in Weymouth, i was sat at a table waiting for mates when this woman came over (bout 50ish), plonked herself down next to me and asked if i wanted to meet her friends. I kind of smiled, and she took that as a yes, she pulled her sleeve up and her arm was covered in scabs - twas these that were her 'friends' apparently! She then said i looked lonely, took her shoe off and used the stiletto heel to pick off 3 scabs - gave them to me and said "there ya go love, you have my friends to keep you company now".
I haven't been to Weymouth since!
Do you attract Weirdos?
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I am a weirdo but I seem to attract normies, is there any way to avoid this?
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"As one door closes, another slams in your face"
Well, that is definitely weird, lamia. I would say there was an attraction going on, yes. The next question is, is it a good thing to attract weirdos or not? I have always thought yes, so long as they are not too dangerous...
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No, just really old men (And no, I'm NOT talking about Richey)
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I'm bloody not!!!! A feel of a breast does NOT make me gay...........OK?????
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Weirdness!!! Lamia, maybe you've got one of those understanding faces. I have, and people tell me ALL their problems. I sometimes want to wear the Shut The F**k Up top.
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I've never been given any scabs for friends, but I was once offered a tin of sardines to look after by some strange girl on a bus once. She was cute, but had a strange 'I'll kill you when you sleep with a rusty pair of scissors' look.
oh and some bloke offered to take me to see the waterboys!!! I tried to tell him I was butter side up, but he didn't seem to want to know!
oh and some bloke offered to take me to see the waterboys!!! I tried to tell him I was butter side up, but he didn't seem to want to know!
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
Congrat sisx. See, nothing weird like that has happened to me. Except for drunk people saying I'm 7 feet tall. When I'm sorry but I'm just not, y'know.
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you're not hanging around the right places thensnubnoseuk wrote:Congrat sisx. See, nothing weird like that has happened to me. Except for drunk people saying I'm 7 feet tall. When I'm sorry but I'm just not, y'know.
oh and before anybody asks, no I didn't go see the waterboys!
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nobody ever even notice me..
hellow!?
hellow!?
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hey, do jou want to see my scabs?
Another Shade of You.
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Do they bear a resemblance to Walkers Lamb and Mint sensations?
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Not shore I want to go on whit this conversation.
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Look, if you're going to slag Walkers Lamb and Mint sensations off, then I'll stand behind emilystrange while she gives you a good kicking.Steve303 wrote:Do they bear a resemblance to Walkers Lamb and Mint sensations?
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I'd be happy to attract anyone, weirdo or not.Do you attract Weirdos?
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I have the face God gave me, it says F.O.A.D!
I have no attraction to anyone 'cept large chested Manc maidens.
I have no attraction to anyone 'cept large chested Manc maidens.
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