GW22 - Deadline Friday 10th January 19.00 PM

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An early start this week, FA and Carabao Cups s**t things round, no doubt.

Friday 10th January

Sheffield Utd 20:00 West Ham I feel that this should be a draw but am willing to be shocked.
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Saturday 11 January

Crystal Palace 12:30 Arsenal Oh come on, Palace
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Chelsea 15:00 Burnley Oh come on, Burnley
Everton 15:00 Brighton This one WILL be a draw.
Leicester 15:00 Southampton Vardy's back, so that's the end of the Saints.
Man Utd 15:00 Norwich Interesting...
Wolves 15:00 Newcastle Maybe Newcastle need to do something, but maybe not today.
Spurs 17:30 Liverpool I fear that Spurs will not come on, and I also fear that I do not really care. And KAne won't be back until April.
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Sunday 12 January

Bournemouth 14:00 Watford Will Watford forge on?
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Aston Villa 16:30 Man City I'm not fond of Villa

To your teams! As usual, check injuries, rotations, general guesswork and the leaves in the bottom of your cups.

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United have a defender shortage right now. So maybe we'll see this chap getting more game time
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Zinc Toaster on the bench for Palace.
That's him getting more playing time eh?
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Looks like I picked the right captain this week.

Finally
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it comes to us all in the end... once
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emilystrange wrote:it comes to us all in the end... once
Not gonna lie. It was a complete gamble. As with anything Guardiola has anything to do with.
But it paid off this time.
Now I have to ship him out I guess
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I only just transferred Aubameyang in FFS
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Steve, who were you advocating game-time for? The advertising hoarding? Nice idea, that's a beauty tackle on the hapless bloke in red.

Daren't even look at this GW, been internetless for best part of a week so this week's squad was last week's, and I seem to remember that being not so good. Ah well, one amongst many irritations of being without internet.
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Planet Dave wrote:Steve, who were you advocating game-time for? The advertising hoarding? Nice idea, that's a beauty tackle on the hapless bloke in red.
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You're still in the top 11, Dave.
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emilystrange wrote:You're still in the top 11, Dave.
Aww cheers Boss, for the information and the positive spin :wink: pretty certain there'll be a red arrow next to that position but to be expected given the circs. Plan A had been to ship a coupla Leicester I think, and James who I just have no idea what he's doing in my squad, bless him. Might as well be Jones. At least I should have 2 transfers waiting patiently for me this week.
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that's still not bad, fella!
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emilystrange wrote:that's still not bad, fella!
Just checked in, 53 points from an absent week, I'll take that :) very relieved to see I'd sold Kane, was pretty sure he was still in my squad. Then again the game weeks / years have all started to blend into one amorphous blob of injuries and mis-timed squad-tinkers.

Never mind eh, roll on this weekend when finally we get to see Liverpool temporarily nudged off their reacquired perch. Mebeez. Mebeez not.
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Several calculations went to VAR this week, and the league outcomes were seriously affected by a cat. That's all we're saying.

Sheffield Utd 20:00 West Ham It was nearly a draw!

Crystal Palace 12:30 Arsenal A draw, I'll accept. Steve won't
Chelsea 15:00 Burnley Burnley didn't, but Abraham scored
Everton 15:00 Brighton See, very nearly a draw again. I'm getting good at this.
Leicester 15:00 Southampton Vardy was back, but Ings is having a jolly good time, isn't he?
Man Utd 15:00 Norwich Not looking. Isn't Rashford crocked now, anyway?
Wolves 15:00 Newcastle There. A draw. I told you there'd be one. And Wolves woz robbed in the FA cup.
Spurs 17:30 Liverpool Just surprised that there was only one goal in it.
Bournemouth 14:00 Watford Watford did forge! Bournemouth having a shocker.

Aston Villa 16:30 Man City The Aguero show! And De Bruyne, Mahrez, Da Silva and Jesus one as well. Nyland actually made 5 saves. Aguero got 90 bonus marks. 90.

All a bit exciting this week, though lower key than some. Here are the tables then - IGM are still in the lead but EIB took the week.


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Clash Athletic are sleeping in that Yellow Jersey still, so I hope there's deodorant :lol:

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The Big Shout Out belongs to Master Chan Elf again, with 87 whoppers

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Over in the H2H, IGM again still top, but drew the week with EIB. :notworthy:

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and Hollowstar keep the Crown.

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Over to the Shed then, as you've eaten all the Greggs stuff we have. Off you pop!
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The Shed is open & we have hot dogs this week :)

Still at this late stage I am debating who gets the Alice band.

I should consult the cats. They are usually so helpful....
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