GW30 (the postponed one) Sat 14th March

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No actual football, but we can play 'What might have happened?' Off you go. Every goal, assist, incident, madcap interview, mascot fight...

Watford v Leicester City
AFC Bournemouth v Crystal Palace
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal
Manchester City v Burnley
Newcastle United v Sheffield United
Norwich City v Southampton
Aston Villa v Chelsea
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United
Everton v Liverpool


REAL Fantasy Football!
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[quote="emilystrange"]No actual football, but we can play 'What might have happened?' Off you go. Every goal, assist, incident, madcap interview, mascot fight...

Watford v Leicester City 0-0
AFC Bournemouth v Crystal Palace 0-0
Brighton & Hove Albion v Arsenal 0-0
Manchester City v Burnley 0-0
Newcastle United v Sheffield United 0-0
Norwich City v Southampton 0-0
Aston Villa v Chelsea 0-0
West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers 0-0
Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester United 0-0
Everton v Liverpool 0-0



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My guesses.... :lol: :lol:
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:lol:
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:lol:

You think city would hold Burnley? Their defence is scared of its own shadow these days.... 0-2. All the rest look about right ;D

They should get the old pools panel in, and decide amongst themselves how many points everyone would most likely have got, then FPL could carry on regardless.
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i fear the pools panel have gone the same way as the US pandemic experts.
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Looking at the weekend's scores, it seems someone actually lost
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Bristol City are taking on a Dutch team in an online game of connect 4

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Now that's how it should be!

Can we not do something like that? I have online Scrabble!

I reckon JoMo would have had an argument with Utd's staff
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:lol:
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At least Everton have been spared the ignominy of having the Koppites presented with the Premiership trophy at Goodison :lol:
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markfiend wrote:At least Everton have been spared the ignominy of having the Koppites presented with the Premiership trophy at Goodison :lol:
It still may happen, maybe them crying all the way home to Rhyl has only been postponed. Always remember God is a Red :lol:
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So, to inject a slight amount of what passes for normality, we DO have some tables. You can still make transfers atm, and the deadlines still apply. Let's have a look at where we are:

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The H2H is still going on, with draws all over the place.

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The Yellow Jersey is self isolating with DynaMo Salah

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The Big Shout Out trumpet is being polished by ( :eek: :lol: :oops: ) everyone except DynaMo Salah

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And the Crowning Glory rests on the head of Damage Dunfermline. Better off with a sceptre for poking people away to a sensible distance, though.

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We will get there, one day. Rest assured that the Batcave is getting its first airing in millenia, and also that I will spray it with clean dust upon your return.

Pista, your birthday, Sir.
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