GW19 Deadline Saturday 16th January 11 AM

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THIS IS A MEGA GW PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR TEAMS

Ok, we have games going from this Saturday to next inc, most playing twice, no Everton at all. Very busy. Injuries and covids are rife so check your squad carefully. Here are the nonhugging fixtures:

Saturday 16 January 2021

Wolves 12:30 West Brom Starting with the most important local derby, of course. 3-3
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Leeds 15:00 Brighton Maybe Leeds a little more on the ball?
UK - Sky Sports
West Ham 15:00 Burnley Clash of the Clarets
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Fulham 17:30 Chelsea Anything could happen
UK - Sky Sports
Leicester 20:00 Southampton Ings has Covid. Vardy hasn't scored for aaaaages
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Sunday 17 January 2021

Sheffield Utd 14:00 Spurs !!!!!!!
UK - Sky Sports
Liverpool 16:30 Man Utd Oh ok. This is a reasonable level of derby.
UK - Sky Sports
Man City 19:15 Crystal Palace Upset?
UK - Sky Sports

Monday 18 January 2021

Arsenal 20:00 Newcastle Arsenal will trip up
UK - Sky Sports

Tuesday 19 January 2021

West Ham 18:00 West Brom West West Wet?
UK - BT Sport
Leicester 20:15 Chelsea The Story Of The Blues - thriller or killer?
UK - Sky Sports

Wednesday 20 January 2021

Man City 18:00 Aston Villa IF it's on...
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Fulham 20:15 Man Utd Fulham are a bit overbusy lately
UK - BT Sport

Thursday 21 January 2021

Liverpool 20:00 Burnley Salah, Mané or the others?
UK - Sky Sports

Saturday 23 January 2021

Aston Villa 20:00 Newcastle In a game week like this, it may fizzle out. OR end up in a punch up.
UK - Sky Sports

Have fun watching, stay safe, don't touch anybody you shouldn't and make sure you eat everything in sight.

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Are Vila going to be able to field a team do you think?
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Vila? Not really. Blake only had a 7-a-side.
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:lol:
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That's sent me right down a rabbit hole
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What the hell happened to West Brom? Who woke them up?
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DJElectricDaddy wrote: ↑16 Jan 2021, 20:51 What the hell happened to West Brom? Who woke them up?
Fat Sam lured them with pies
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It'll be more likely to be faggots used as the lure in the Midlands. Pies are way too northern for the gravy slurping Fat Sam.
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potted meat.
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Pista wrote: ↑16 Jan 2021, 21:16
DJElectricDaddy wrote: ↑16 Jan 2021, 20:51 What the hell happened to West Brom? Who woke them up?
Fat Sam lured them with pies
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My DGW is circling the drain quite nicely.
No Zaha. No Zouma. Salad (c) doing the sum total of bugger all.
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First PL dammit of 2021 :(
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Pista wrote: ↑17 Jan 2021, 19:34 My DGW is circling the drain quite nicely.
No Zaha. No Zouma. Salad (c) doing the sum total of bugger all.
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Scores for GW19 still under VAR review
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Cheers for the heads-up Fiendy, presumed it was still cup weekend. Although I do better when I forget to do anything with my squad, by and large.
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This, and I'm all caught up. Sorry, guys, this lockdown has left me with no sense of time. All the days are merging into one long live lesson and although I'm at work some of them, it doesn't help!

Ok, here we are with the tables.Still winning! This half-double GW turned out to be disappointing. Bah.

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Dead Men Walking getting very used to this Yellow business.

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The Big Shout Out goes to Team WMS who scored a whopping 113. Heights I can only aspire to.

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Over on the H2H - still winning.

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The Crown has flown off like a Golden Snitch to settle on the manly locks of Dynamo Salah.

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Doing a jump to GW21! Steve has more updates on the Shed's notice board.
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