26-2-04 You Know You're Living In 2004

[James Blast]

You know you're living in 2004 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
4. You email your mate who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have email addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

But the real clinchers are:

13. You read this entire list and kept nodding & smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends".
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the internet.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9.
17. You actually looked back to check that there wasn't a number 9.
18. And now you are laughing at your own stupidity

[zigeunerweisen]

16. You are too busy to notice there was no number 9.
17. You actually looked back to check that there wasn't a number 9.

Oh my god, shame on me

[Andy TG]

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have email addresses

This is SO True!!!!!!! - I guess my friends hate me!

[James Blast]

Moderne life Andrew?