Proof, Morrisey's a Wank of the Highest Order

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Poor oppressed white man. My eyes rolled so hard I can see the back of my brain.
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markfiend wrote: ↑21 Apr 2021, 11:11 "In a world obsessed with hate laws, none protect me"

Poor oppressed white man. My eyes rolled so hard I can see the back of my brain.
Yeah, for a man who markets himself as some sort of intellectual, that's just such low-thinking Lawrence Fox-level bull-s**t. Utter dolt.
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LOL


What a dick :roll:
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm the sweet sweet taste of morrissey's tears. Wanker.
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Thought I would just leave this here. Gave me a laugh.

https://www.morrisseycentral.com/messag ... t-thickens

Done to stop Morrissey abusing the name I would have thought.
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Amazed it took this long!
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I'm saying this to anyone who will listen: Marr is CRAZY if he doesn't try to make Rick Astley the new Smiths frontman.
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Morrissey's sadly turned into a loon but it's not really The Smiths without him. On an even more controversial tangent wasn't there a probably not very serious suggestion from Wayne (I could be mistaken though) about touring Sisters songs with Billy Corgan singing?
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This doesn't mean that Johnny will start touring as The Smiths, it will just prevent Morrisey do the same.

And about Wayne Hussein and Billy C., I guess the name of the band would be The Sisters of Baldness?
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Bartek wrote: ↑17 Sep 2024, 16:54 This doesn't mean that Johnny will start touring as The Smiths, it will just prevent Morrisey do the same.

And about Wayne Hussein and Billy C., I guess the name of the band would be The Sisters of Baldness?
Wayne should just get James Ray in. It would sound more like the Sisters than the band themselves at this point.
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Bartek wrote: ↑17 Sep 2024, 16:54 This doesn't mean that Johnny will start touring as The Smiths, it will just prevent Morrisey do the same.

And about Wayne Hussein and Billy C., I guess the name of the band would be The Sisters of Baldness?
Marr has put out a characteristically level headed response today. He claims to have actually offered to sign joint ownership with Morrissey, but received no response.

It's no secret at this point that Moz is a gullible man who is receiving bad information. Not outside the realm of possibility (as an entertainment lawyer myself) that his lawyers are giving him bad info to keep themselves in business. Marr's version of events seems the more plausible to me.
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Marr's response it's just yet another proof that Steven lives in a different dimension.
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How did someone whose singing voice sounds like Kermit the Frog's after a substancial kick in the baws become a singer in the first place?
What a deranged cnut! :urff:
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Ever noticed how every album Mozza has done in a long time is on a different label and, well, it doesn't go well and he always throws a hissy fit about how bad the label were to him and the album flopped because of this, that and the other and nothing to do with the quality of the album in question...

Oh, Stephen, it's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
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Drummy B wrote: ↑26 Oct 2024, 21:05 Ever noticed how every album Mozza has done in a long time is on a different label and, well, it doesn't go well and he always throws a hissy fit about how bad the label were to him and the album flopped because of this, that and the other and nothing to do with the quality of the album in question...

Oh, Stephen, it's always someone else's fault, isn't it?
Yep. Stephen can be a a-hole, but has done some excellent music. W/ Smiths and solo.

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