Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
I was having a few purely medicinal ones post gig a few years back when a voice from a short bespectacled figure informed our gathering that beer made you fat. I was never sure whether the target of the jibe was Simon Hinkler or myself.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....