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07 Oct 2021, 20:22
Here's to you having a very wonderful cake day
Arra best
Quiff Boy
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07 Oct 2021, 20:42
Ooh! Happy birthday @Debaser
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Being645
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iesus
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07 Oct 2021, 22:29
Happy Happy Happy B-Day
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
OLDFART
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markfiend
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08 Oct 2021, 09:26
Happy Birthday!
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Planet Dave
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08 Oct 2021, 11:31
Happy Birthday Vanessa
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emilystrange
Above the Chemist
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08 Oct 2021, 20:37
Happy Birthday, chuck!
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09 Oct 2021, 02:54
happy birthday
Ness ! hope you had a lovely day!
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Debaser
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09 Oct 2021, 14:49
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I don't deserve your felicitations - well certainly not on the day!
Debaser is a bit rubbish at logging on on the correct day for everyone else's burfdis.
My birthday was fabulous as the book I was given confirms that beans beside toast IS the only way...second page in fact!
Debaser and Bob Mortimer - baked bean twinnies
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else