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Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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Firstwaveintact
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Hello Heartland, finally signed up this evening after years of peeping, prying & evesdropping.

Good to be here and what do I have to do to expedite the Road Kill Rank?? :)
But there's a voice in the distance quiet and clear
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Hello & welcome to Heartland :D
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Hi, welcome to Heartland :von:
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And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Hi there ... :) ...
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Firstwaveintact wrote: ↑30 Dec 2021, 22:37 Hello Heartland, finally signed up this evening after years of peeping, prying & evesdropping.

Good to be here and what do I have to do to expedite the Road Kill Rank?? :)
Hi there and welcome! :D
To expedite the roadkill rank you have to write 100 posts. So you‘ll have to content with your rank for a while longer I‘m afraid. 8)
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Welcome to HL :hl:
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Welcome to Heartland :D
I have seen The Sisters at The Paradiso. I will die happy
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Hello!
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Welcome !
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MoBetaBlues
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Hi, I've just joined too! Been meaning to for ages, but life always gets in the way!
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Hello @MoBetaBlues & welcome to Heartland :)
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Hello and welcome to :hl:
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MoBetaBlues
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Pista wrote: ↑03 Jan 2022, 11:53 Hello @MoBetaBlues & welcome to Heartland :)
Thank you!
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MoBetaBlues
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MadameButterfly wrote: ↑04 Jan 2022, 14:58 Hello and welcome to :hl:
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Hello and welcome. Don't worry, we won't bite.

Unless you want us to :lol:
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MoBetaBlues
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markfiend wrote: ↑08 Jan 2022, 14:09 Hello and welcome. Don't worry, we won't bite.

Unless you want us to :lol:
:eek: :lol:
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markfiend wrote: ↑08 Jan 2022, 14:09 Hello and welcome. Don't worry, we won't bite.

Unless you want us to :lol:
i definitely wont as ive got less teeth than Gollum. :lol:
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Being645
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑10 Jan 2022, 09:58
markfiend wrote: ↑08 Jan 2022, 14:09 Hello and welcome. Don't worry, we won't bite.

Unless you want us to :lol:
i definitely wont as ive got less teeth than Gollum. :lol:
... :lol: ... so that's your phantom teeth we enjoy here regularly ... :lol: ...

Anyway, welcome MoBetaBlues ... no worries. Just let us know - YCBTO, yes or no? ... :twisted: ...
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Being645 wrote: ↑10 Jan 2022, 19:46
... :lol: ... so that's your phantom teeth we enjoy here regularly ... :lol: ...

Yep you got it- phantom fangs! :lol:
(i dont even have dentures cuz they make me gag)
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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Being645
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: ↑10 Jan 2022, 20:05
Being645 wrote: ↑10 Jan 2022, 19:46
... :lol: ... so that's your phantom teeth we enjoy here regularly ... :lol: ...

Yep you got it- phantom fangs! :lol:
(i dont even have dentures cuz they make me gag)
... :lol: ... that reminds me of my dear late grandma. Once I took her to Venlo for a change to see something different after my grandpa had died.
We made it to a cafè for some icecream and coffee and there I noticed that my feet were hurting extremely from those shoes. So I asked her: "Grandma, would you mind me walking barefoot through the city with you?" Her answer: "Well no, if you won't mind me taking off my dentures ..." Agreed... ;D ...
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Hi
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I thought we had a pinned Newbies thread? Anyhow, welcome all! Try and resist the urge to post I AM A FISH a hundred times just to get to a new rank!
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Being645
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timsinister wrote: ↑24 Jan 2022, 12:54 I thought we had a pinned Newbies thread?
:bat: GOOD IDEA ! ... :) :notworthy:

Welcome, phil moog (in case I hadn't said so already) ... :) ...
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