The trials and tribulations of having Andrew Eldritch as a pet

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Some of the nonsense contained herein may be very loosely related to The Sisters of Mercy, but I wouldn't bet your PayPal account on it. In keeping with the internet's general theme nothing written here should be taken as Gospel: over three quarters of it is utter gibberish, and most of the forum's denizens haven't spoken to another human being face-to-face for decades. Don't worry your pretty little heads about it. Above all else, remember this: You don't have to stay forever. I will understand.
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XidiouX
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she needs to get a Better Reptile...
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"

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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: 28 Jan 2022, 15:31 she needs to get a Better Reptile...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: 28 Jan 2022, 15:31 she needs to get a Better Reptile...

Ba dum tish :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy: :notworthy:
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eastmidswhizzkid wrote: 28 Jan 2022, 15:31 she needs to get a Better Reptile...
and that's why I like you so much :lol: :lol:
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