GW31 - Deadline Saturday 2nd April 11.00 AM

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Hello fantasists! Are you all well? Coping after a couple of weeks footy free? I didn't but I did get some work done. THIS GW, it's the school holidays and I can do what the heck I like.
Now that's all out of the way we can get on with the important things. Only Burnley and Everton are having a double GW, but don't let that affect your team selection.

Saturday 2 April 2022
Liverpool 12:30 Watford A nice way to start off. Liverpool have the title in sight and will want to hit the turf at light speed
UK - BT Sport
Brighton 15:00 Norwich Back behind the sofa, then
Burnley 15:00 Man City Burnley might have a hard row to hoe here, but there's always hope.
Chelsea 15:00 Brentford See above
Leeds 15:00 Southampton A dour battle, damp squib or 90 minutes of passion?
Wolves 15:00 Aston Villa Now this one might be tasty
Man Utd 17:30 Leicester Heavens. Some very interesting games this week. I might just be settled on the sofa.
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Sunday 3 April 2022
West Ham 14:00 Everton Will Everton get a run? Against the Hammers?
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Spurs 16:30 Newcastle It'll be all go!
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Monday 4 April 2022
Crystal Palace 20:00 Arsenal May the better London team win (unless they play in red :lol: )
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Wednesday 6 April 2022
Burnley 19:30 Everton One of them might be looking for some redemption this GW
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We're all agog. Stay safe and stay tuned.
Oh, and Jeff Stelling is staying on!
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Hello all.
Liverpool will go top with a win but will put Neverton in deep trouble if they lose.
Decisions decisions
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*checks bench*

Itchy Nacho's there. Right next to Jota.

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oh yes?
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'MON THE EAGLES!
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:lol:
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Evening. Just a quick round up then another welcome to do, as I'm popping out for a couple of days so doing it early.
So, GW31 looked like this:

Liverpool 2-0 Watford Jota with a goal and assist, Fabinho with the other goal. Gomez also in with 2 of the bonus points. Another typical day at the office
Brighton 0-0 Norwich A point! Lots of saves by Krul and a cruel penalty miss by Maupay. Ooops. But - A point!
Burnley 0-2 Man City Back to the De Bruyne, Sterling and Gundogan days. Still, Burnley didn't let them run away with it.GD might be important.
Chelsea 1-4 Brentford Well, no one was really expecting that! Seven saves by the Bees' Raya helped a lot, but that Eriksen was a belter of a buy.
Leeds 1-1 Southampton Bit of middle table sort of thing
Wolves 2-1 Aston Villa Woah, local derby for my ancestral home ended with a win for my ancestors' team.
Man Utd 1-1Leicester Plenty of saves, Fred and Iheanacho on target, but it won't mean much except disappointment
West Ham 2-1 Everton Everton did score, and Pickford did make a few saves...
Spurs 5-1 Newcastle That's what we've been waiting for! Son and Doherty both scored and assisted, but the rest of the honours went all over the team.
Crystal Palace 3-0 Arsenal Fine work from Palace. The Spurs salute you.
Burnley 3-2 Everton Richarlison played a blinder but it wasn't enough. The team are waking up though.

Plenty of thrills and spills!

The tables are as follows:
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IGM won the week but stay in second.

The Yellow Jersey stays with Dead Men Walking
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whilst the Big Shout Out goes to Brian Munich with a smashing 86.
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Over at the H2H, things remain much as before, with BB&S leading

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and Dead Men Walking still wondering what this heavy thing on his head is.

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All of GW32 is over in the Shed. I'm getting ready for GW33!
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