25/02/04

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karin
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A man walked into his local. "Why's every one so downcast " he asked
"Someone nicked the telly " replied the barman. "Well what do you expect" said the bloke, " you left it in the corner where every one could see it."
Zwei bier bitte.....
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Andy TG
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A Horse walks in to a Bar and the Barman says

"Why the Long Face" ! ;-)
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LMAO!!! Whoa, BH, you're actually quite funny - who knew?! :eek: :wink: :notworthy:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Is this the home of the lame joke? if so....

definition of a hormone - the noise you hear outside a brothel :urff:
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Heeheehee! Nice. ;D
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Two guys walk past a bar.....

Ah... will never happen...

Let's start again.



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fnar fnar http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~paulcha ... inbow.mpeg
I met a devil woman, she took my heart away
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...



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...with a cup in each hand? :D
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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James Blast
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... shouldn't that be cpu, KewBee?
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LOL!!! ;D :roll:
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Red Sunsets wrote:... shouldn't that be cpu, KewBee?
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LMAO!!! "KewBee" - I LOVE it!!! Muahahahaha!!! ;D :notworthy:
I left my heart in Ballycastle... :cry: :cry: :cry:
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The definition of pain is......

.....sliding down a razor blade using your balls as breaks ;-)
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A prawn walked into a bar and pulled a mussel
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The Seventh Cavalry are surrounded and the drums have been beating all through the night.

Custer say's "It'll be hell when the drums stop".

"Why?" asks the new recruit.


"Bass solo" Custer replies.
"And when you start to think about death, you start to think about what's after it. And then you start hoping there is a God. For me, it's a frightening thought to go nowhere".
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The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
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Red Sunsets wrote:The Seventh Cavalry are surrounded and the drums have been beating all through the night.

Custer say's "It'll be hell when the drums stop".

"Why?" asks the new recruit.


"Bass solo" Custer replies.

The new recrute replies: "that sounds very bad indeed"

An indian replies from out of the bushes: "sorry 'bout that, it's a session drummer!"

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Hehehehehehehe, nice one Iz :lol:
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A priest was walking along the cliffs of Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.

"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "men helping his fellow man."

As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "He sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing."



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