Hold the front page! Breaking important news...maybe
Man arrested for suspected trunk and disorderly behaviour.
Breaking: Tortoise escapes. Is found again.
Hello police? I think I'm being followed......Description? ...ermm four legs, a tail, pointy ears, whiskers, furry...
This is a little more political than we use to do in this thread, but it is the most impressive candidate Seppuku i have ever seen before running for an election ever 
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
And an update to the above news...
That made me laugh
That made me laugh
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Nothing to see here, just racoons try to enter inside...
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
Pro tip: Always specify which Ronaldo.
A Cafe-Bar-Barbeque near Corinth-Greece organizes a big tribute to Pink Floyd, named 
This is not a joke, it's real event with a big Pig BBQ included.
This is not a joke, it's real event with a big Pig BBQ included.
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"We're going to be away for a week. Would you mind taking our bin out?"
"Of course. No problem."
"Of course. No problem."
Before I save this penalty kick, I will....pull a length of coloured ribbon from my nose.
Suffolk police request erections around tombstones to stop people having sex on them.
Suddenly beans
Batman has relocated.....to Norwich.
It's like the Turin Shroud.......only Elvis.
Your dog wants s̶t̶e̶a̶k̶.......... to see Metallica play Master of Puppies in concert
We asked AI what people from Basingstoke look like &........ nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Breaking: Singer nobody's ever heard of reveals her ........favourite river of all time.
OF ALL TIME!
OF ALL TIME!
Apparently it's perfectly okay to name your baby Methamphetamine Rules in Australia.
First world problems: Soggy Shreddies.
Near, far, wherever you are, you'll never escape Celine Dion in the New Zealand town of Porirua.
It's not looking good for Santa this year.
Breaking: IKEA throws the tow...ehhh glove to Men's Towel Skirts market opponents
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."