What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Dogs can't do an MRI
Cats can
What's the difference? (cats and dogs)
cats's said have several lives, so Nahhhh!
'Are we the Baddies?'...
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
"Someday! Someday, everything you need, is just gonna fall out of the sky..." -A.E. Reading 1991
"Don't forget that most of the judges in witches trials had harvard degrees."
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eastmidswhizzkid
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1st time i saw it & i thought it was a boss joke.
EDIT: now being stolen & postted across rhe socials
Well I was handsome and I was strong
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
And I knew the words to every song.
"Did my singing please you?"
"No! The words you sang were wrong!"
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EvilBastard
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Caution: this joke just got me kicked out of my friend's Diwali party, so use it at your own risk:
Q. Why do you need to be careful if you're carrying Indian vegetarian dishes in South America?
A. Because if you trip and spill some then you might end up with a daal-y llama.
Q. Why do you need to be careful if you're carrying Indian vegetarian dishes in South America?
A. Because if you trip and spill some then you might end up with a daal-y llama.
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
Hank Moody
Hank Moody