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ta...wifey is out at the moment rehearsing her traditional Polish dancing which she will be performing in front of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II at a very posh country estate near Harrogate, so traditional celebrational chinese takeaway (any excuse) has been postponed for tomorrow...
i'm not allowed to go...
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
not allowed to go see my wife dance in front our Queen...
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
not allowed to go see my wife dance in front our Queen...
What? Isn't the queen supposed to be for the citizens and the people and stuff like that? Are other husbands (and wives i presume) allowed to go or no one can watch it?