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>Snappy Answer #1
>A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket; he opened his trench coat & flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
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>Snappy Answer #2
>A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
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>Snappy Answer #3
>The cop got out of his car & the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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>Snappy Answer #4
>A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low bridge ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him & he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles..
>Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car & walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips &says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge & ran out of gas."
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>Snappy Answer #5
>THE TEACHER - Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR
>A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand & asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete & utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, & sweetly says, "Well, I
>guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
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