4-4-8 Bad Country Music Song Title Hall of Fame

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Bad Country Music Song Title Hall of Fame top ten:

My Wife Thinks You’re Dead

Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox If I Die

Let’s Do Something Cheap and Superficial

Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)

Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart

You Ain’t Woman Enough (To Take My Man)

You Make My Heart Want a Dip of Snuff

If the Jukebox Took Teardrops (I’d Cry All Night Long)

If 10 Percent Is Good Enough for Jesus (It Ought To Be Good Enough for Uncle Sam)

Did I Shave My Legs for This?


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honorable mentions:

• She Don’t Love Me More Than NASCAR

• Being Drunk’s a Lot Like Loving You

• It Only Hurts When I’m Breathing

• Don’t Leave, I Think I Love You

• Double Wide Paradise

• Pink Flamingo Kind of Love

• Three Minute, Positive, Not-Too-Country, Up-Tempo Love Song

• I’m So Happy I Can’t Stop Crying

• She Ran Away With the Rodeo Clown

• It Didn’t Look Like Alcohol

• I Laugh When I Think How I Cried Over You

• Miller, Jack & Mad Dog

• Dim Lights, Thick Smoke and Loud, Loud Music

• I Thought the Wreck Was Over

• Wavin’ My Heart Goodbye

• Musta Notta Gotta Lotta

• I’d Sure Hate To Break Down Here

• Too Lazy To Work, Too Nervous To Steal

• Cupid Shot Us Both With One Arrow

• My In-Laws Are Outlaws

• No Man in His Wrong Heart

• Unburn All Our Bridges

• Daddy Made the Dollars, Momma Made the Sense

• Heaven Is Missing an Angel

• I Found Jesus on the Jailhouse Floor

• She Used To Say That to Me

• She’s an I’ve-Got-To-Have-You Girl

• 800-Pound Jesus

• Sadly Ever After

• Suckin’ a Big Bottle of Gin

• I Wish I Felt This Way at Home

• You’ve Taken Me Places I Wish I’ve Never Been

• You’re Not in Kansas Anymore

• Refried Dreams

• Lipstick on the Radio

• Wild Women Don’t Get the Blues

• Looking for a Heartbreak Like You

• Forget About Forgetting You

• Some Guys Have All the Love

• I Hit the Ground Crawlin’

• God Made Woman on a Good Day

• She Wants Me To Stay — Stay Gone

• Tears Don’t Care Who Cried Them

• Things Your Daddy Wouldn’t Want Us To Do

• Breaking Hearts and Taking Names

• I Know a Wall When I See One

• Beer for My Horses

• Nothing Catches Jesus by Surprise

• I Slipped and Fell in Love

• Designated Drinker

• If It Ain’t One Thing (It’s You)

• It’s Alright To Be a Redneck

• I Don’t Need Booze (To Get the Buzz On)

• I Don’t Want To Hang Out With Me

• Burn Down the Trailer Park

• White Lies and Picket Fences

• I Don’t Believe I’ll Fall in Love (Today)

• I Know an Ending When It Comes

• A Bible and a Bus Ticket Home

• Cure for the Common Heartache

• From Hillbilly Heaven to Honky Tonk Hell

• Angel Without a Prayer

• Doin’ What Comes Easy to a Fool

• We Always Fight When We Drink Gin

• Between Ragged and Wrong

• Keg in the Closet

• How Come I Ain’t Dead?

• My Cellmate Thinks I’m Sexy

• Jesus Loves Me (But He Can’t Stand You)

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and a few more:

I went to bed at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back Crying Over You

If fingerprints showed up on skin (wonder whose I'd find on you?)

It Ain't Cheatin', 'Cuz She Reminds Me of You

If My Nose Was Runnin' Money Honey, I'd Blow it All on You

Git yore tongue outta my mouth, 'cause I'm kissin' you goodbye!

If I Had Killed Her When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

[markfiend]

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life

[straylight]

What about 'You're the reason our kids are ugly'?