The Zero Tolerance Approach To Punctuation

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Started reading it but gave up around page 17 as I was getting infuriated.

Must Be The Home Of The Pedant!
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i personally can not understand how this book became a best seller...

it's absolutly c.r.a.p.


and when ever this book is returned by a bookshop...i pulp it!!
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well i liked it so there. but you already hate my choice read right now :evil: :lol: :lol:
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Burn wrote:i personally can not understand how this book became a best seller...
you should hear her being interviewed Burn, major up her pedantic ass :P

sorry...

You! should hear her, being interviewed, Burn. Her head, is up her pedantic ass. :P
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<----- flicks V's at pib
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Red Sunsets wrote:<----- flicks V's at pib
and your point is :P


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Red Sunsets wrote:Must Be The Home Of The Pedant!
Probably is. At least he destroys the damn things rather than reading to us about how we are all grammatically incorrect.

Hmm :roll: :roll: Im wondering.....Oh! That feels better, I was worried that I didn't have a comma error yet. :wink: But now I do, the horror, the horror :eek: :eek: :eek: or would that be the ecstasy of it all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ??? Like one big orgasm...

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Black Planet wrote:Hmm :roll: :roll: Im wondering.....Oh! That feels better, I was worried that I didn't have a comma error yet. :wink: But now I do, the horror, the horror :eek: :eek: :eek: or would that be the ecstasy of it all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ??? Like one big orgasm...

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Chairman Bux wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Hmm :roll: :roll: Im wondering.....Oh! That feels better, I was worried that I didn't have a comma error yet. :wink: But now I do, the horror, the horror :eek: :eek: :eek: or would that be the ecstasy of it all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ??? Like one big orgasm...

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sorry...no chance...

but... :twisted: i can pulp it for ya!!...makes really nice and soft loo roll
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paint it black wrote:well i liked it so there. but you already hate my choice read right now :evil: :lol: :lol:

now i never said that i hate your current chouce of books...that would be rude...i just pointed out that if and when it gets returned by the bookshops...i send it to be pulped...

what i didn't say was that there are two editions of the book...but who really cares!!

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Chairman Bux wrote:
Black Planet wrote:Hmm :roll: :roll: Im wondering.....Oh! That feels better, I was worried that I didn't have a comma error yet. :wink: But now I do, the horror, the horror :eek: :eek: :eek: or would that be the ecstasy of it all :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ??? Like one big orgasm...

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Of course. I take some pleasure in knowing that poor punctuation, for me it's omitting commas on occastion, can irritate some people to no end. It's almost as wonderful as an orgasm. Quite liberating and fullfilling.

Surely you haven't forgotten the grammar police incident or the grammer nazi topic?
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Black Planet wrote:Surely you haven't forgotten the grammar police incident or the grammer nazi topic?
how could anyone :urff: :|
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Black Planet wrote:Surely you haven't forgotten the grammar police incident or the grammer nazi topic?
You mean my topic? I quite liked that one. ;D
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Black Planet wrote: Of course. I take some pleasure in knowing that poor punctuation, for me it's omitting commas on occastion, can irritate some people to no end. It's almost as wonderful as an orgasm. Quite liberating and fullfilling.
Almost as wonderful...? You have my condolences. (Then again, if it is that easy, maybe we should revere you.)

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I still bear the scars of grammer stazi mistreatment/e-buse Image
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Petseri wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Of course. I take some pleasure in knowing that poor punctuation, for me it's omitting commas on occastion, can irritate some people to no end. It's almost as wonderful as an orgasm. Quite liberating and fullfilling.
Almost as wonderful...? You have my condolences. (Then again, if it is that easy, maybe we should revere you.)

Martin

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And I just Got the meaning of your bush remark. I could say alot, but then again that would be far too revealing. :innocent:
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Black Planet wrote:
Petseri wrote:
Black Planet wrote: Of course. I take some pleasure in knowing that poor punctuation, for me it's omitting commas on occastion, can irritate some people to no end. It's almost as wonderful as an orgasm. Quite liberating and fullfilling.
Almost as wonderful...? You have my condolences. (Then again, if it is that easy, maybe we should revere you.)

Martin

:wink:

And I just Got the meaning of your bush remark. I could say alot, but then again that would be far too revealing. :innocent:
Maybe it is a touchy subject.
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Petseri wrote:Maybe it is a touchy subject.
:twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :notworthy:
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