02/06/04

[Mrs RicheyJames]

I did actually steal this from the WGW forum, but what the hell........

A man took his wife to the Rodeo and one of the exhibits was that of breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that stated:
"This bull mated 50 times last year."

The wife poked her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked a little further and saw another pen with a sign that read:
"This bull mated 120 times last year."

The wife hit her husband and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a ot from him."

They walked further and a third pen had a bull with a sign reading;
This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife got really excited and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow."

[Thrash Harry]

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