I was eating alphabetti-spaghetti the other day and I thought I was receiving a message spelled out in them.
It said "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
Then I realised I was eating spaghetti hoops.
Coat.
7/6/04
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Thrash Harry
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Whilst pondering the circumstances under which the above might seem funny, this landed in my inbox. What the heck. Can't be any worse.
THE ULTIMATE TEST
A man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results.
Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
THE ULTIMATE TEST
A man goes to the doctor for his wife's test results.
Mr Smith : "I'm here for Mrs Smith's test results."
Receptionist : "Oh, I'm sorry Mr Smith, there's been a problem. We have two sets of test results for a Mrs Smith and we don't know which belongs to your wife..... I'm afraid it's bad news or terrible news. One test shows Alzheimer's Disease, the other shows Aids!"
Mr Smith: "That's awful! What should I do?"
Receptionist: "The doctor suggests you drop her off in the middle of town. If she finds her way home, don't shag her."
Go to sleep now, Francis.
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Mrs RicheyJames
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Sorry everyone else, but I actually did find that very funnymarkfiend wrote:I was eating alphabetti-spaghetti the other day and I thought I was receiving a message spelled out in them.
It said "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".
Then I realised I was eating spaghetti hoops.
Coat.
Only a paand.
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markfiend
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Thanks SG. At least someone appreciates my sense of "humour".
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
—Bertrand Russell
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straylight
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I liked it too MF- at least, compared to TH's one... 
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Izzy HaveMercy
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And now...
They did it again!
Most of the time I nearly wet myself.
Now I actually DID.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/
IZ.
They did it again!
Most of the time I nearly wet myself.
Now I actually DID.
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/35/
IZ.
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straylight
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Much better than all together now.
