Why studying is better than sex......

[Mrs RicheyJames]

1.You can usually find someone to do it with.

2.When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

3.You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

4.You don't have to put your beer down to do it

5.If you get tired, you can stop, save your place, and pick up where you left off.

6.If you don't finish a chapter, you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser".

7.You can do it, eat and watch TV all at the same time.

8.You don't get embarassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

9.A little coffee and you can do it all night.

10.If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help!







I must point out that these are NOT my opinions..............

[Dave R]

..........are they the opinions of you other half ??

[Mrs RicheyJames]

biatch

[Francis]

Safer than contraception.