A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES,
"I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT. THE BLONDE REPLIES,
"I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS,
"YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASK HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON."
03/08/04 Blonde
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I like blonde jokes.
I would hate to be blonde
That would be my ultimate nightmare to wake up and be BLONDE!
strange as it seems...and i have been accused of being rather strange in my recent past...but i used to be BLONDE...serious blonde too...
thank funk that Rutger Hauer made the Guinness ads and looked fecking great dressed all in black
thank funk that Rutger Hauer made the Guinness ads and looked fecking great dressed all in black
Dim, through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.
OOOh it's a good job I don't give a flying fig really, isn't it....BP wrote:Burn, I hate to break this to you but....
Unless your a red head....nobody effing cares. Blondes are Passee...Or did that go past your air head dear?
So much spite and vile in less than three sentences - least us 'blondes' reflect the heat rather than absorb it. PHEW what a scorcher!
Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
It has it's uses...ask anyone who's tried to locate me and my mates at gigs.....Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
I like blonde jokes.
I would hate to be blonde
That would be my ultimate nightmare to wake up and be BLONDE!
A folorn Cure fan came upto me at the Move festival, 'I've lost my boyfriend' she cried.
'Oh poor you, can we help, what does he look like?'
'Well, he's tall and thin with black hair'
HHHmmmnnn that was never gonna be easy in a crowd full of goths now was it? Five cups of coffee just to be myself...when I'd rather be somebody else
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Brideoffrankenstein
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I think you might be right there!Debaser wrote:It has it's uses...ask anyone who's tried to locate me and my mates at gigs.....Brideoffrankenstein wrote:
I like blonde jokes.
I would hate to be blonde
That would be my ultimate nightmare to wake up and be BLONDE!
A folorn Cure fan came upto me at the Move festival, 'I've lost my boyfriend' she cried.
'Oh poor you, can we help, what does he look like?'
'Well, he's tall and thin with black hair'
