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Its not his looks that'll put you off!!! (cos he's a bit gorgeous actually, ahem) Its just in real life he isn't quite the sauve figure that he appears to be online....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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barf...oops, excuse me.... :blush:
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now, given that Mr Izzard won't be at the Dot Comma (poo), any volunteers to be my love as it appears that Mikey will be otherwise engaged :smile:
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bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch :roll: ;-)
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yeah... ya just a minger... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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:cry: :cry:
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don't mean it...you're beautiful and lovely and gorgeous...£5


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On Jul 15, 2002 12:23pm, groupie smurph wrote:
now, given that Mr Izzard won't be at the Dot Comma (poo), any volunteers to be my love as it appears that Mikey will be otherwise engaged :smile:

sniff, nobody, sniff, loves me..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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you do :smile:
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On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch :roll: ;-)
Am i still on time to apply? :wink:
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On Jul 15, 2002 3:54pm, groupie smurph wrote:

sniff, nobody, sniff, loves me..... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
There there, Mikey's mean boo Take my shoulder :grin: :cool:
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Thanks Zig - luv ya :* :* :* :* :*
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On Jul 15, 2002 12:38pm, mikey wrote:
don't mean it...you're beautiful and lovely and gorgeous...£5

:cool:
£5 and all the dairylea you can eat....! ;-) ;D
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch :roll: ;-)
that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses". ;-) ;-) ;-)
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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how about £5's worth of Dairylea then? :grin:
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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On Jul 16, 2002 8:13am, bar code wrote:
On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch :roll: ;-)
that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses". ;-) ;-) ;-)
straying wives market!!!!! who you calling a straying wife!!!! I believe its as a result of straying husbands (with strange Lincolnshire folk) that I am searching for a partner for saturday........ Nobody wants me though......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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On Jul 16, 2002 8:55am, groupie smurph wrote:
On Jul 16, 2002 8:13am, bar code wrote:
On Jul 15, 2002 12:30pm, groupie smurph wrote:
bloody hell, a whole 5 mins have passed since I offered myself on the open market and have I had any offers yet??? Have I bollox....must be losing my touch :roll: ;-)
that's only because the bigamy market took a nose dive yesterday - the FTSE (Footsie) reported that 5% was wiped off the value of all wives offering themselves openly. A city analyst was quoting as saying that "the straying wives market isn't quite what it used to be" and warned that "many would-be bigamists could find themselves facing negative equity in their purchases as well as equal negativity from their own spouses". ;-) ;-) ;-)
straying wives market!!!!! who you calling a straying wife!!!! I believe its as a result of straying husbands (with strange Lincolnshire folk) that I am searching for a partner for saturday........ Nobody wants me though......... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
ahem. apologies for the lateness of my reply (bloody bt :evil: ) but i'm not up too much on saturday... ;-)
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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@GS

would you do it for a scooby snack?

;D
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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On Jul 16, 2002 9:06am, bar code wrote:

@GS

would you do it for a scooby snack?

;D
don't you have some work to do..... :evil:
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On Jul 16, 2002 9:03am, RicheyJames wrote:

i'm not up too much on saturday... ;-)
yeah you are, you're coming to stay at our house and then we're going to see the lover-ly smurphs and then off to Wendyhouse..... don't tell me you'd forgotton!!!! :roll: :P
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i knew there was something :roll:
"contradictions are meaningless, there's nothing to betray"
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On Jul 16, 2002 9:54am, groupie smurph wrote:
On Jul 16, 2002 9:06am, bar code wrote:

@GS

would you do it for a scooby snack?

;D
don't you have some work to do..... :evil:
okay, TWO scooby snacks? ;-)
i can't help it about the shape i'm in, i can't sing, i ain't pretty and my legs are thin.
but don't ask me what i think of you,
i might not give an answer that you want me tooo...
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