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scotty
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nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:I just waded in being a class 1, grade A "CHOOCHTER" gobsh1te with an Atomic Kitten avitar, poor spelling and puctuwhatsit fi day one, and've loved every minute of it, :notworthy: :notworthy: to all of you cliquey cnuts!.
I miss your Atomic Kitten avatars with suggestive 'milk' covered lips. :lol:
There you go nick the stripper :wink: :lol:
Being brave is coming home at 2am half drunk, smelling of perfume, climbing into bed, slapping the wife on the arse and saying,"right fatty, you're next!!"
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scotty wrote:
nick the stripper wrote:
scotty wrote:I just waded in being a class 1, grade A "CHOOCHTER" gobsh1te with an Atomic Kitten avitar, poor spelling and puctuwhatsit fi day one, and've loved every minute of it, :notworthy: :notworthy: to all of you cliquey cnuts!.
I miss your Atomic Kitten avatars with suggestive 'milk' covered lips. :lol:
There you go nick the stripper :wink: :lol:
:lol: :notworthy: :lol: :notworthy: :lol:

Well that just made my night. :innocent: :lol:
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James Blast
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jism?
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James Blast wrote:jism?
You think? :lol:
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scotty
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James Blast wrote:jism?
:eek: :eek: Oh fuckoff BLAST, it wiz comments like that meant the KITTENS hud tae leave us the last time :twisted: :twisted: :lol:
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James Blast wrote:jism?
coat, hat, scarf, gloves and suitcase...
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James Blast
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I feel so cheap now...
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Obviously too obvious to ask, but then again I am Obviousman: What is a jism then :?:
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Obviousman wrote:Obviously too obvious to ask, but then again I am Obviousman: What is a jism then :?:
:eek: :lol: :lol: right then James, the floors yours............
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Obviousman wrote:Obviously too obvious to ask, but then again I am Obviousman: What is a jism then :?:
Jism is a Bollywood classic.


:lol:
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Somehow the ' :lol: ' at the end of your post does not entirely make me trust that explanation :lol:
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Obviousman wrote:Obviously too obvious to ask, but then again I am Obviousman: What is a jism then :?:
I did hear it described on an episode of "The League of Gentlemen" as "sticky white love p*ss" :eek: :lol: , hope that helps!!
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ah, that's more helpful :lol: :lol: :notworthy: :lol: :lol:
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James Blast
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man-milk?

Oh! dear God, I've said it again :oops:
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i'm watching this thread
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does that come pasteurised?
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Are you sure that's wise?
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James Blast wrote:man-milk?

Oh! dear God, I've said it again :oops:
A've telt yi before, I ken a guy that'll STAB ye :twisted: :lol:
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it's for future reference
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James Blast
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<----leaving here, ems has spoken, once, twice and thrice

more than me life's worth
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James Blast wrote:<----leaving here, ems has spoken, twice
cluck cluck cluck, yer no' feart fi teacher ur yi? :twisted: :twisted:
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question is, mr scotty, are you....


you might want to think VERY carefully before you reply
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emilystrange wrote:question is, mr scotty, are you....


you might want to think VERY carefully before you reply
*puts hand up and asks to go to the toilet please miss*
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no.
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scotty wrote:*puts hand up and asks to go to the toilet please miss*
denied!
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