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Posted: 10 Sep 2005, 21:34
by MadameButterfly
James Blast wrote:heights worry me but widths scare the shit outta me!
think hypodermic needles
Heights sometimes give me the creeps but then I jumped in a dream and although my palms get moist, the adrenalin kicks in.
I have never done needles
Posted: 10 Sep 2005, 21:47
by boudicca
Dark wrote:
I am arachnophobic.
That spider scared the s**t out of me.
Even ones a tenth of its size worry me.
Even the teeny tiny little ones?
One morning I woke up and went to look in the mirror (this would be the first thing you would do if you were as stunningly beautiful as wot I am
), and I thought I had a bit of fluff hanging in a strand of hair over my face.
Once my eyes focused, though, I realised it was not fluff but a little spider who was spinning a web on my head
. I must add I'd only been in my bed for the obligatory 8 hours, not a month or anything, but this little arachnid had thought it would be a nice idea to call *me* his home. I just picked him up by his thread of silk and plopped him on a shelf.
1000 Goff Points to me!
Posted: 10 Sep 2005, 21:49
by scotty
boudicca wrote: a little spider who was spinning a web on my head
GOFF AS f**k
.
Posted: 10 Sep 2005, 21:50
by boudicca
scotty wrote:boudicca wrote: a little spider who was spinning a web on my head
GOFF AS f**k
.
I KNOW!
Posted: 10 Sep 2005, 21:52
by MadameButterfly
And beautiful and kind
MB
Posted: 11 Sep 2005, 00:14
by boudicca
MadameButterfly wrote: And beautiful and kind
MB
Aww bless your stoned Dutch heart, Debs!
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 11:58
by Obviousman
It seems all of them wasps are in Turkey
Loads of them back there, really
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 12:19
by timsinister
Top Tip: Never leave the house and never go into sunlight. Works a charm.
Side Effects include losing your social life, complexion, and ability to converse with other human beings.
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 13:04
by Cromwell
I was attacked by one of those 'bloody big moths that look through the windows with scary faces' whilst in the shower last night.
Either that or he/she was trying to give me one!
Do you think it might have something to do with the Hai Karate body lotion i've taken to washing with?
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 18:38
by Andrew S
Cromwell wrote:I was attacked by one of those 'bloody big moths that look through the windows with scary faces' whilst in the shower last night.
Either that or he/she was trying to give me one!
Do you think it might have something to do with the Hai Karate body lotion i've taken to washing with?
Doubt it. That would probably kill them off.
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 18:58
by Marsden Fields
White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 20:10
by nick the stripper
You wanna know where the wasps are, do ya? I'll tell you where they are, they're in my shoes stinging my feet, the yellow scummy b*stards!
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 20:54
by MadameButterfly
nick the stripper wrote:You wanna know where the wasps are, do ya? I'll tell you where they are, they're in my shoes stinging my feet, the yellow scummy b*stards!
Oh well now we know your feet smell like.....
Honey....
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 21:22
by James Blast
bees make honey, wasps just sting and bug you
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 23:17
by Johnny M
Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me.
Posted: 21 Sep 2005, 23:48
by Big Si
Johnny M wrote:Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me.
Talking to yourself again, John?
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 01:02
by Marsden Fields
Johnny M wrote:
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me.
Tell me, my good Mr M: Is it a chafing feeling, or more of an itch?
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 03:01
by Johnny M
Marsden Fields wrote:Johnny M wrote:
Who are you? With your cryptic one liners? You are starting to irritate. Me.
Tell me, my good Mr M: Is it a chafing feeling, or more of an itch?
Or more of a commando yearn?
twit head.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 07:42
by Dark
Mrs Strange often writes one liners. I find it admirable.
But then, no-one looks quite as good as her in blue.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 09:55
by markfiend
Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
But JFK was Roman Catholic.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 12:05
by boudicca
Anyway... back to the little blighters...
One of them hit my window yesterday. Now I expect that kind of beehive-iour from bumblebees, but in wasps, I reckon it's a sign they're on their way out for another year.
Thank f**k.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 15:20
by Marsden Fields
markfiend wrote:Marsden Fields wrote:White Anglo-Saxon Protestants: They died with JFK.
But JFK was Roman Catholic.
One can of course be inducted into the Kennebunkport WASP lifestyle--so well that one eventually exemplifies it--and still occasionally align oneself with catholicism (at least ostensibly). JFK may have had a pope in his pocket, but it was shaped like Marilyn Monroe.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 15:21
by Marsden Fields
Johnny M wrote:Or more of a commando yearn?
tw*t head.
Oh I do yearn, but not in the manner you mean.
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 16:11
by MadameButterfly
Posted: 22 Sep 2005, 19:44
by boudicca
Why does it always end up being about PANTS with you lot?
