The Great Heartland Biscuit Thread™
- emilystrange
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that's worth celebrating!
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
Oh yes. They are my fave biccies ever.emilystrange wrote:that's worth celebrating!
I don't care if they are for babies. They are NOM!

- emilystrange
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no biscuits worth their salt are for grownups!
hmm. might have to get some tomorrow.
hmm. might have to get some tomorrow.
I don't wanna live like I don't mind
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- Utterly Bastard Groovy Amphetamine Filth
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Fig Rolls are the devils food 

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- Gonzoid Amphetamine Filth
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Pista wrote:Just had 4 boxes of Farley's rusks (original) delivered by a friend visiting from England.
*happy dance*
I remember munching a couple of Liga with a cup of coffee more than once

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:O What heresy is this?!SmileySister wrote:Fig Rolls are the devils food
"This is Jenny. She's the family sadist."
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But did you have them dipped in the Branston?Pista wrote:Oh yes. They are my fave biccies ever.
I don't care if they are for babies. They are NOM!
"This is Jenny. She's the family sadist."
Haha.UnnaturalDisaster wrote:But did you have them dipped in the Branston?Pista wrote:Oh yes. They are my fave biccies ever.
I don't care if they are for babies. They are NOM!
I was a bit too scared to do that.
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SmileySister wrote:Fig Rolls are the devils food









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Those pink wafer things. In fact all wafers. Pretend biscuits, that's what they are.Charlie wrote:Ok what about worst biscuits - my mum has been known to eat Shapes dog biscuits when the cupboards are bare![]()
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Not the black ones mind, even their dog wouldn't eat the black ones
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Defo not a fan of the fig roll, my Nan always had them when we were little, probably 'cos she knew that me and our kid wouldn't scoff them.
....if I have to explain, then you'll never understand....
Agreed on the wafers - and they also come with extreme danger of choking if you breathe in at the wrong moment.Pista wrote:Those pink wafer things. In fact all wafers. Pretend biscuits, that's what they are.Charlie wrote:Ok what about worst biscuits - my mum has been known to eat Shapes dog biscuits when the cupboards are bare![]()
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Not the black ones mind, even their dog wouldn't eat the black ones

Plus they are useless for dunking. You only need to get them in the steam coming off a cuppa & they are mush in an instant.Charlie wrote: Agreed on the wafers - and they also come with extreme danger of choking if you breathe in at the wrong moment.
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wafers are horrible. like eating flimsy cardboard.
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I am fond of pink wafers... Mainly because, as a fourteen year old, I used them to spell out "FUCK YOU" on the tea table at a church fête. (My grandmother stopped making me help at such events after that.)
"This is Jenny. She's the family sadist."
UnnaturalDisaster wrote:I am fond of pink wafers... Mainly because, as a fourteen year old, I used them to spell out "FUCK YOU" on the tea table at a church fête. (My grandmother stopped making me help at such events after that.)

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Fourteen-year old me was a pain in the proverbial. Thirty-eight year old me is... well, much the same.Swinnow wrote:Good grief, this place is turning into a wight wabble of wowdy webels nowadays.
(Served them right for serving such mediocre refreshments though.)
"This is Jenny. She's the family sadist."
& in breaking biscuit news. The chocolate on McVities' biscuits is....*drum roll please*......on the bottom


Pista wrote:& in breaking biscuit news. The chocolate on McVities' biscuits is....*drum roll please*......on the bottom

If I told them once, I told them a hundred times to put 'Spinal Tap' first and 'Puppet Show' last.
Okay. New keyboard to be sent to........mh wrote:Pista wrote:& in breaking biscuit news. The chocolate on McVities' biscuits is....*drum roll please*......on the bottom



As it happens, I did. Otherwise you'd end up with melted chocolate all over your thumb.markfiend wrote:Who ever thought that the chocolate was on top?
I must have missed that episode of "How It's Made" on Discovery Science.
